Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Do You Wanna Fix You Status?

I used to not like Frozen but now I do. So Force help me.

Also, Chirrut is very triggered right now.

I don't own anything.
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Lyra Erso: I want a date.

Galen Erso: Lemme help

Lyra Erso: Fork, no.

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT... oh wait

[Chirrut Îmwe has named the chat 'LYRA IS OPEN BOYS AND GIRLS']

Lyra Erso: I want Galen

Galen Erso: Galen is taken

Orson Krennic: Galen speaking in third person.

Galen Erso: Cuz Galen is Forcing amazing

Chirrut Îmwe: GALEN HAS USED THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN AND NOW HE WILL BE CURSED WITH THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

Galen Erso: Lol nope. Galen's amazingness will ward off the Seven Deadly Sins

Orson Krennic: And Krennic will help Galen.

Jyn Erso: GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

Cassian Andor: Aw Jyn. I was enjoying the conversation

K-2SO: I am going to help Lyra

Lyra Erso: Thank you Kaytu.

K-2SO: IN SONG FORM

Lyra Erso: Oh no...

K-2SO: Do you wanna fix your status?
Go from single to taken?
Find someone who loves you through and through,
Who won't leave you
Unlike your ex Galen!

Galen Erso: ...

K-2SO: They used to be real lovers
And now they're not
It's over, now say goodbye!

Lyra Erso: Bye!

K-2SO: Do you wanna fix your status?

Lyra Erso: Yes, I'd like to fix my status.

Galen Erso: Lyra, why?

Jyn Erso: I'm joining the singing

Cassian Andor: Me too

Chirrut Îmwe: Yass

Baze Malbus: ROGUE TXT SING

K-2SO: SING MY LITTLE AMIGOS

Cassian Andor: Do you wanna fix your status?
Make your ship soar high and free!

Chirrut Îmwe: One that makes Lyren look inferior
A ship so pure
Just like Malbus/Îmwe!

Jyn Erso: We'll help you out, dear Mama.
You can count on us.
What could possibly go wrong?

Baze Malbus: I just made you a dating profile on some online site. You currently have 7 requests, 5 men, 2 girls. HOLY WHALES KRENNIC'S DAUGHTER IS ONE OF THE GIRLS!!!

Lyra Erso: HAHA, ORSON!!

Orson Krennic: Astri? Really?

Astri Krennic: HOW DID MY NAME GET ON THERE?!??

Galen Erso: Galen thinks this chapter has taken a wrong turn

Orson Krennic: ... When does a chapter not take a wrong turn?

K-2SO: Back to the song!

K-2SO: Galen, look what you've done! You ran off to have some fun
In bed with Jyn Erso's ex
Now here's what happened next
Lyra X Daughter of Orson

Astri Krennic: I HAVE A NAME

K-2SO: (I HAD TO RHYME)

Cassian Andor: And thus concludes this chapter

Jyn Erso: Astri X Lyra

Saw Gererra: THE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE

Astri Krennic: What the reek I didn't want this

Bodhi Rook: Hey guys what did I miss?

Bodhi Rook: All the fun..? :(
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I completely forgot about adding Bodhi for the entire chapter until the end. Oops.

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