Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

The Emoji Mystery

I don't own anything.
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Cassian Andor > Orson Krennic

Cassian Andor: I'm bored

Orson Krennic: Try to take the super weapon plans from me.

Cassian Andor: Of all the people that could have texted back it ended up being you

Orson Krennic: You literally texting me and only me.

Cassian Andor: ... oh

Orson Krennic: I have a question for you.

Cassian Andor: shoot

Orson Krennic: Shoot what?

Cassias Andor: Shoot what what?

Orson Krennic: Why did you say shoot?

Cassian Andor: Riiiigghht forgot you were an old man. It means go ahead

Orson Krennic: ...

Orson Krennic: Why does everyone call me Old Man? I'm in my late forties!!

Cassian Andor: Grey hair?

Orson Krennic: Well not all of us have nice thick black hair.

Cassian Andor: ... anyway What was ur question?

Orson Krennic: Oh yeah. Darth Vader screwed up my phone and Emperor Palpatine and I don't know what he did but he added some smiley faces on it. What the Bantha are they?

Cassian Andor: They're called emojis. They're just a bunch of crazy pictures to express how you feel better

Orson Krennic: Then what the heck is this? 🚗

Orson Krennic: Pretty sure that's not a smiley face

Cassian Andor: Um

Cassian Andor: I have no idea

Orson Krennic: You're a lot of help.

Cassian Andor: Come to think of it, there's a lot of random emojis I don't know. Like this one 👾

Orson Krennic: Or these 🐉🐎🐘🇺🇸

Cassian Andor: or these 🀄️💲2️⃣🔢🆓🏧🎈

Orson Krennic: Hey look! They have one of someone stabbing someone else in the heart 💘

Cassian Andor: Director, pretty sure that means ur in love with whoever ur texting

Orson Krennic: Wait... it's romantic to stab someone in the heart with an electric arrow?

Cassian Andor: Or u might be right it's prly what u thought

Orson Krennic: 🏹💘 Now you really stab someone.

Cassian Andor: 🔫⚔🗡🔪❤️ DEAD

Orson Krennic: How come there's no lightsabers?

Cassian Andor: no idea

Cassian Andor: I'll have to ask Jyn. She might know

Orson Krennic: And I guess I'll ask Darth?

Cassian Andor: We should do that now

Orson Krennic: Okay.

Cassian Andor: See ya dear

Orson Krennic: What?!

Cassian Andor: FORCE AUTOCORRECT I meant dude!

Orson Krennic: Oh good. For a moment I thought you were trying to ship us

Cassian Andor: Haha why would I ever do that?! Heh... *looks in the camera like The Office*
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I don't actually ship these two. I just saw the opportunity and jumped at it.

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