Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what?
Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...
I don't own anything. ======================================== Bodhi Rook: I want a potato
Orson Krennic: *shoves Cassian into Bodhi's arms* Here!
Cassian Andor: WTBANTHA ORSON I AM NOT A POTATO
Bodhi Rook: Yay!
Orson Krennic: Bodhi can be a potato too!
Bodhi Rook: Yay!
Orson Krennic: And we shall call this Potato²!!
Gaylen: POTATO SQUAAREEEDD
Cassian Andor: WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE SAYING THEY ARE POTATOES!!
Baze Îmwe: Chill Cassian. You are insulting the potato race
Cassian Andor: that's a thing?
Baze Îmwe: You're a thing so I don't see why not?
Cassian Andor: I AM A REAL PERSON!!
K-2SO: OOH AUTOCORRECT REAL TO FICTIONAL
Cassian Andor: Go to hell Kay
K-2SO: :(
Orson Krennic: HOLY BONTHAS!! Don't say that to your droid!!
Jyn Erso: Are we shouting already
Gaylen: How did u guess
Cassian Andor: I can say whatever I want!
K-2SO: But Cassian...
K-2SO:
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Jyn Erso: Poor K! 😰
Chirrut Îmwe: What's it say?
Bodhi Rook: CAN YOU HEAR MY HEART BREAK
Orson Krennic: Wait... so when you went down to Cassian and Jyn in the Jedha scene where you caught that grenade and threw it while you were saying "There are a lot of explosions for two people "blending in"," you actually went down to see if Cassian was okay?
K-2SO: Yes. My programming is to make sure Cassian survives every situation
Orson Krennic: ... that is really pure.
Gaylen: *sobs loudly* PROTECT K2SO BBY1
Baze Îmwe: Protect K-2SO BBY4EVER
Chirrut Îmwe: AYE
K-2SO: You could learn something from these guys Cassian
Cassian Andor: I appreciate you too!
K-2SO: You should have been sadder when I died
Cassian Andor: I had to concentrate on the mission!
K-2SO: Luke! Show them what you're good at when someone dies!
Luke Skywalker: Are we talking about the part when Ben Kenobi dies or the part when Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen die?
K-2SO: What's the difference?
Luke Skywalker: Oh, there's not too much of a difference
*flashback*
Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: *die*
Luke Skywalker: WOO-HOOO!! MY LEGAL GUARDIANS ARE DEAD!! TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE!!!
Ben Kenobi: *dies*
Luke Skywalker:
A/N: I absolutely love Robot Chicken
*end of flashback*
Luke Skywalker: Well... I usually cry...
Cassian Andor: I couldn't cry K! I had a mission!
K-2SO: You were always so mission driven it's a wonder how you even hoped to find romance in Bodhi or Jyn
Bodhi Rook: OOH SNAP
Jyn Erso: SO TRUE
K-2SO: *dabs*
Cassian Andor: 😑 why do you guys always gang up against me?
Orson Krennic: We don't. We just wish you had mourned for your best buddy
K-2SO: BEST BUDDIES!!
Cassian Andor: KAYTU I WAS DYING INSIDE. I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT THEN BECAUSE I COULDNT SAVE YOU BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I SHOULD FINISH THE MISSION IN YOUR HONOR!! YOU WERE THE LAST THING I THOUGHT ABOUT BEFORE I DIED!!
K-2SO: ...
Orson Krennic:
Gaylen: 😳
Jyn Erso: WHt
Bodhi Rook:
Baze Îmwe:
Chirrut Îmwe: What happened?
Orson Krennic: Srsly?
K-2SO: Cassian... that is so pure
Cassian Andor: Well I had to climb the tower
Cassian Andor: My droid said I had to
K-2SO: BEST BUDDIES!!
Cassian Andor: BEST BUDDIES!!
Bodhi Rook: And this chapter was all resolved
Jyn Erso: This is one of the shorter chapters
Luke Skywalker: Probably because derp stayed up til 1AM
Orson Krennic: Wattpadding?
Luke Skywalker: You guessed it ======================================== Yeah... if I'm not deprived from sleep and about to fall over and crash, I usually am dead on ideas. And I stayed up until 1.
On a bright note, I wrote a oneshot! It's a pilot² zombie AU called You're Not Alone.It would great if you could check that out for me!
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