Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

The Deepest, Bottom of the Pit Hold Secrets

Time to learn about deepest secrets of the Rogue 6, Krennic, Lyra, Galen, and more! Includes non-canon secrets but HEY! Who cares? Fanfiction!

I don't own anything.
========================================
Steela Gererra: WELCOME TO ANOTHER ROUND OF THE ROGUE ONE GAME SHOW!!!

Steela Gererra: I'm your host, the sexy Steela Gererra, and today's game theme is bottom-of-the-pit hole secrets!

Steela Gererra: The rules are simple. Competitors will be challenged to tell their deepest secrets based off the category provided. Each round will be judged by me and the people that provide me the worst answers or no reasoning behind their choice are kicked out of the game AND the chatroom!

Steela Gererra: Here are the list of the contestants!
Jyn Erso (duh)
Orson Krennic (duh again)
K-2SO
Cassian Andor
Baze Malbus
Chirrut Îmwe
Armitage Hux
Galen Erso
Lyra Erso
Saw Gererra
Eren Jaëger
Ezra Bridger
Whiny Luke Skywalker
Darth Vader
Wilhuff Tarkin
And Bodhi Rook!

Steela Gererra: Let's get started!

Steela Gererra: 1. Pick one person in the room to kill and why.

Wilhuff Tarkin: Galen! He stole Orson!

Galen Erso: Tarkin! Because he's trying to take Orson!

Lyra Erso: Krennic. Because he took Galen.

K-2SO: Jyn. Because she's a pain in the neck

Cassian Andor: Krennic. Now he can't take Jyn

Bodhi Rook: Jyn. CASSIAN IS MINE *****

Jyn Erso: in that case BODHI!! JASSIAN IS LIFE

Armitage Hux: me kilz Eren. Coz he aint Star Wars

Chirrut Îmwe: I would kill Darth Vader cuz why not

Darth Vader: I would want to kill everyone but I guess I have to choose. Wilhuff

Wilhuff Tarkin: HOW DARE YOU

Whiny Luke Skywalker: I WANNA KILL DARTH CUZ HE CHOPPED OFF MY HAND

Darth Vader: ...

Orson Krennic: I'm gonna kill Ezra. I don't like him.

Ezra Bridger: I'll kill Darth Vader. BECAUSE FFFF HE TRIED TO HURT EREN

Darth Vader: Dude I just choked him

Ezra Bridger: U ALSO HURT MY SPACE FAMILY AND AHSOKA AND MY BOYFRIEND

Eren Jaëger: I kill all the TITANS!! Oh wait. Just Star Wars people in this room? Fine. I kill Armitage

Armitage Hux: Y

Eren Jaëger: BECUZ UR BREAKING THE TIMELINE

Armitage Hux: U R too!

Eren Jaëger: How Long long ago is this galaxy?!

Ezra Bridger: Idk

Baze Malbus: I choose K-2SO. He's annoying

K-2SO: ...