Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Cassian Vs. Krennic Rap

I felt like doing another one of these and what's better than putting the secondary character and the villain against each other?

I don't own anything. I just wish I had a better sense of beat because I would like to rap this efficiently.
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Chirrut Îmwe: Hey guys so due to international events Baze and I will be hosting our wedding over text

Orson Krennic: Isn't that what the original plan was?

Bodhi Rook: Isn't that what the original plan was?

Bodhi Rook: Jinx u owe me a coke Orson

Orson Krennic: ... You don't even like coke?

Chirrut Îmwe: Well actually Baze was going to invite the readers to out planet so we could do it in person but then he went to a different planet

K-2SO: Some fiancé he makes.

Baze Îmwe: Hey! I had to save the whales!

Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah!

Orson Krennic: Save the whales?

Baze Îmwe: Yeah I'm going to every SeaWorld and aquarium that has whales in it and releasing them to the wild

Cassian Andor: Aww Baze that's really sweet!

Bodhi Rook: AGREED

Baze Îmwe: Thanks! 🐳

K-2SO: Don't pull a Melissa McCarthy.

Baze Îmwe: What?

Cassian Andor: OMFG KAYTU

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCES NAME IN VAIN

Orson Krennic:

Bodhi Rook: Yeah... don't do that Baze

Orson Krennic: ^^

Baze Îmwe: Haha I'd survive anyway because of plot

Chirrut Îmwe: Well whatever he's talking about I'm sure Baze is doing an amazing job

Baze Îmwe: Yeah it's fun. People start freaking out and they say "OH MY GOSH YOUR COSPLAY IS AMAZING!!" and I just smile and manage to get by the crowd pretty easily. Though some people ask "Hey where's Chirrut?"

Bodhi Rook: And what do you say?

Baze Îmwe: I tell them that Chirrut is doing some Force ritual in a galaxy far far away

Orson Krennic: Hah!

Baze Îmwe: It's fun! The people at SeaWorld are interesting. Most of them are little kids

K-2SO: Cool

Bodhi Rook: I love little kids

Cassian Andor: I hate them