Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Rogue TXT Origins Part 1

Well I was going to try and sing a 100 chapter recap but turns out I can't sing. So instead of giving you ear cancer, I thought you might be interested in the Original Rogue TXT inspiration. I mean, you've made it this far so why not?

Background history! The idea for a texting book didn't come in the form of Rogue One, but rather TFA. The TFA texting never did take place but it was the ground structure for Rogue TXT. I saved the original 6 chapters just in case I needed inspiration for Rogue TXT.

So without further ado, here are three of the six original chapters written for this book. Note that a few of the word choices are a little on the more extreme side. Nothing has been changed from its original form except for a few typos.

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[Poe has logged on]
[Poe has added Kylo to chat]
[Poe has added Rey to chat]
[Poe has added Hux to chat]
[Poe has added Finn to chat]
[Poe has added Phasma to chat]

Poe: Hi guys! So I thought we should talk to each other more via this chatroom! What do you think?

Phasma: Ur an ass

Rey: What the Bantha Poe

Finn: I feel like this is going to take a wrong turn somewhere

Kylo: ...

Hux: RESISTANCE SCUM!! GET OUT OF OUR COM LINES!!

Finn: Yep -_-

Poe: Come on, guys! On the battlefield we're enemies but here we can be friends!

Kylo: Suck it, Dameron

Poe: ...

Rey: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY FRIENDS YOU EMO SPACE CHILD!!

Kylo: I'm soooo scared! Whatever should I do!

Rey: *punches Kylo's face*

Phasma: Popcorn anyone?

Finn: MEMEMEMEMEME!!!

Hux: How are you even finding this entertaining, captain?

Phasma: Trust me, we're gonna see some shit go down

Kylo: *Punches Rey in the nose*

Rey: *cuts off Kylo's hand with saber before he hits her*

Kylo: *uses Force to break lightsaber*

Rey: *uses Force to break Kylo's neck*

Kylo: *regenerates*

Rey: THAT's CHEATING

Kylo: no rules, my dear scavenger

Rey: *drops Starkiller on Kylo*

Kylo: *stabs rey with lightsaber*

Hux: *throws Kylo and Rey in prison* YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST!!

Poe: What an insult

Hux: *throws Poe in prison with Kylo*

Phasma: OOH!! JEDIDARKPILOT!!

Finn: Wut

Hux: *throws Finn and Phasma in prison*

Poe: Hey Phasma! It's DarkJediStormPilotma!

Phasma: My ultimate OTP!! Come here Hux!

Hux: Hell no

[Mitaka has logged on]

Mitaka: Ummm

Poe: MITAKA! PUT HUX IN JAIL WITH US