Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Jabba the Hutt + Jassian

Does anyone else just love the way Diego Luna says Jabba?  Because I sure do!

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Jabba Hutt: wigiwjfbd

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt demands to text with Cassian Andor

Cassian Andor: YAY

Cassian Andor: HI JABBA

Jabba Hutt: fheodjsnfbeofkfw

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt wants to know if you love him

Jyn Erso: WHAT ABOUT ME?!?

Bodhi Rook: Forget you! WHAT ABOUT PILOT²?!!??

Cassian's Teletubby: FORCE THOSE TWO!! WHAT ABOUT ME?!??

Chirrut Îmwe: SOUND THE ALARMS!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 THE FORCE'S NAME HAS BEEN USED IN VAIN!!

Cassian Fangirls and Boys: WHAT ABOUT US?!!(!?!?!? 😭😭😭

Cassian Andor: ...

Baze Malbus: Chirrut how are u texting emojis? U can't see

Chirrut Îmwe: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me

Chirrut Îmwe: Plus Mon Mothma is texting for me :)

Orson Krennic: JUST BECAUSE I WEAR A CAPE AND WHITE CLOTHING DOES NOT MAKE ME MON MOTHMA!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: She sounds so much more masculine than I remember and I love her more ❤️

Orson Krennic: Why am I texting for you..?

Baze Malbus: 😰

Bodhi Rook: I swear to the Maker IF SPIRITASSASSIN DOES NOT BECOME A THING SOON I AM GOING TO SCREAM

Jabba Hutt: gheotkgndks

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt says "I ship OrsonChirrut now"

Orson Krennic: I'M ALREADY MARRIED TO JYN!!

Jabba Hutt: ghaofiekfjendn

C-3PO: And now Jabba says "We should hang out"

Jyn Erso: NO

Bodhi Rook: HELL NO

Cassian's Teletubby: **** NO

Cassian Fangirls and Boys: NUUUUUUUUU

Cassian Andor: Sorry guys, but I'm with Jabba

Jabba Hutt: udua

C-3PO: Jabba says "hooray!"

Saw Gererra: JASSIAN, PILOT², CASSITUBBY AND (Y/N)/CASSIAN ARE COMING UNDONE

Steela Gererra: NOOOOOO NOT MY SHIPS!!

Saw and Steela Gererra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Jabba Hutt: Fbsofjskfje

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt says "the heck is wrong with everyone?"

Cassian Andor: I agree Jabba

Rodha Hutt: FNJSS

C-3PO: Rodha the Hutt says "GAY!"

Bodhi Rook: THATS MY LINE