Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Story Time!

Well I'm back from vacation so now I'll have a little more time to write chapters.

This is an idea that came from a car game my siblings and I played on our way to the airport.

I don't own anything.
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Bodhi Rook: Yo! Rogue 6!

Orson Krennic: You mean Rogue 7?

Bodhi Rook: Yeah wtever

Bodhi Rook: I have a great chat idea!

Bodhi Rook: It's called making a story!

Orson Krennic: ...

K-2SO: What a MARVELOUS idea!

Jyn Erso: So descriptive!

Cassian Andor: 👏👏👏

Bodhi Rook: You all suck

Bodhi Rook: No the seven of us go round robin and we say three words and make a sentence!

Jyn Erso: ... I'm confused

Cassian Andor: Me too

Baze Îmwe: I think I get it

Orson Krennic: I don't.

K-2SO: That is a stupid idea

Chirrut Îmwe: What's going on?

Bodhi Rook: It'll be easier to understand when we play. I'll go first. Then we'll have Baze, Jyn, Orson, Cassian, Chirrut, and Kay

Bodhi Rook: Once upon a

Bodhi Rook: (Now you say three words Baze)

Baze Îmwe: Time there was

Jyn Erso: (Ooh I get it)

Jyn Erso: Turd in the

Orson Krennic: Middle of Cassian's

Cassian Andor: (AW COME ON!!!!!)

Orson Krennic: 😜

Cassian Andor: Droid named K-2SO.

K-2SO: (I am insulted)

Chirrut Îmwe: K-2SO was very

K-2SO: Sad because he

Bodhi Rook: Could not help

Baze Îmwe: Make Pilot² canon

Jyn Erso: Because Jassian was

Orson Krennic: Not as awesome

Cassian Andor: As Cassitubby. Thus,

Chirrut Îmwe: This sentence makes

K-2SO: A story that

Bodhi Rook: Is so retarded

Baze Îmwe: It makes Orson

Jyn Erso: Look even dumber.

Orson Krennic: Orson is amazing.

Cassian Andor: Orson speaks in

Chirrut Îmwe: Chicken Language because

K-2SO: He's a dumb****

Bodhi Rook: And K-2SO was

Baze Îmwe: Still stuck in

Jyn Erso: The turd. Meanwhile

Orson Krennic: Jyn was dumb

Cassian Andor: Enough to kiss