Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Blind People Chat

In which Chirrut starts a chat with his buddies.
========================================
[Chirrut Îmwe has added a bunch of people in group chat 'Blind Buddies']

Chirrut Îmwe: Hi!

Fifth Brother: Hi

Just Kanan: Hi exclamation point

Matt Murdock: Hi what are we doing

Chirrut Îmwe: I made a blind group text!

Just Kanan: How are we going to text each other if we can't see question mark

Matt Murdock: Well I have a keyboard with Braille on each of the letters and a talking computer

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze is texting for me

Fifth Brother: The force is strong in me

Just Kanan: But I have the Force too dot dot dot

Fifth Brother: I just asked the seventh sister to text for me instead

Chirrut Îmwe: Coolio

Just Kanan: I guess Siri will have to be my friend

Matt Murdock: So do you guys all have the ability to fight even though youre blind?

Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah and it's awesome

Just Kanan: Yes

Fifth Brother: Yep with laser sticks

Hardcore Star Wars Fans: THEYRE CALLED LIGHTSABERS AKFKAJFJWKTNRNE

Fifth Brother: I remember Anakin Skywalker clearly calling them laser weapons in The Phantom Menace

Chirrut Îmwe: Lol I don't watch a lot of movies

Matt Murdock: That's my line!

Chirrut Îmwe: TOO bad I stole it

Just Kanan: Let's talk about what we fight against

Matt Murdock: Evil

Chirrut Îmwe: Evil

Just Kanan: Evil

Fifth Brother: Good

Chirrut Îmwe: ... that was boring

Matt Murdock: no 💩

Just Kanan: How are you able to text emojis question mark You can't see

Fifth Brother: how are you able to see that he texted emojis?

Chirrut Îmwe: Emojis! 👹👊👽😽🤖🙌

Matt Murdock: Because I'm awesome

Just Kanan: Well I'm awesome too

Matt Murdock: Not as awesome as me

Fifth Brother: IM MORE AWELSMEM

Matt Murdock: Nah

Chirrut Îmwe: Why are we fighting over who's more awesome

Just Kanan: Cuz why not

Matt Murdock: Guys I think someone's trying to stalk me or something

Chirrut Îmwe: OMG BLIND BRO ILL SAVE YOU

Fifth Brother: No way! Let Matt figure it out himself

Just Kanan: I wish we could watch

Fifth Brother: I can because I have the Force

Chirrut Îmwe: Guys Baze just said Krennic's crying

Chirrut Îmwe: Apparently he got owned by some hero called the man in the black mask

Daredevil: Back

Chirrut Îmwe: O.O who are you?

Daredevil: I'm the hero that everyone needs

Fifth Brother: I don't need you

Chirrut Îmwe: what happened to Matt?!?

Daredevil: ...

Daredevil: He fell off a cliff

Just Kanan: Some hero you are you should have saved him

Daredevil: Don't worry! I'll come back because he's marvel

Chirrut Îmwe: That's good

Just Kanan: ...

Daredevil: Okay I gotta go stop Fisk. Baiiiii

Chirrut Îmwe: I should go see what Krennic's crying about

Just Kanan: ok I'm going too

Fifth Brother: Aw! I'm gonna be lonely

Fifth Brother: Spam spam spam spam spam

Fifth Brother: Spam

Fifth Brother: Spam

[Chirrut Îmwe has kicked Fifth Brother out of the group chat]
==========================================
No end comments except that Matt Murdock is a Marvel character but you guys probably knew that.

Please review!