Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

COMPETITION TIME

It's FRIDAAAAYYYY (where I am (which is in the USA))!!!! Which means what? It means the beginning for a competition! Yay! Competition time!

To make this chapter quick, we'll get down to the nitty gritty right away... as soon as I choose someone to break the forth wall and say the information for me.

Hmm... PIKACHIRRUT!! I CHOOSE YOU!!

[Chirrut Îmwe has broken the forth wall]

Chirrut Îmwe: Pika! Pika! Wait what?

derp_eyes: It's competition time and you're going to tell the readers what to do

Chirrut Îmwe: Why?

derp_eyes: Because you must

Chirrut Îmwe: But I am blind and cannot text without the help of Siri or Baze

derp_eyes: Why have I not made you marry Baze yet?

Chirrut Îmwe: What?

derp_eyes: Nvm just go

Chirrut Îmwe: Hello readers! It's competition time, aka WHO CAN IMITATE DERP_EYES THE MOST?!? You've already read more than 40 chapters of this weird book, now it's your turn to try and create a chapter!

But first... we must praise the Force for the 2k views. THANK YOU FORCE!! ALL HAIL THE FORCE!!

Okay we're done.

The rules are simple:
1. Don't be a Jabba if you lose
2. Come up with anything. Literally. We don't care what you do with the chapter.
3. Add at least one anime crossover character (does not matter if I know the anime or not)
4. You don't need to add 10-20 characters in a chapter if you don't want. Two or three characters work just as well
5. Don't plagiarize. Hopefully you all know that already.
6. Finally, deadline is next Saturday, the 28th (derp_eyes time)

Cassian Andor: Why did you say people shouldn't be Jabbas? Jabba isn't bad. JABBA IS GREAT!!!

Han Solo: You've got some serious issues, boy

Cassian Andor: ... :(

Chirrut Îmwe: I AM TRYING TO TALK HERE!!!

Cassian Andor: EXACTLY HAN

Han Solo: I was just pointing out that Jabba is not someone you want to be friends with

Cassian Andor: JABBA IS LIFE!!!!

Jabba Hutt: Hwahaha

Cassian Andor: JABBA-SENPAI!!

Jabba Hutt: Halshwktndjwodb

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt says "CASSIAN-SENPAI!!"

derp_eyes: GUYS!!! THAT'S LATER TODAY'S CHAPTER!!!!

[derp_eyes has kicked everyone out except Chirrut Îmwe from the 4th Wall Chat]

derp_eyes: Chirrut, continue

Chirrut Îmwe: I told the rules. There's nothing more

derp_eyes: ...

[derp_eyes has kicked Chirrut Îmwe from the 4th Wall Chat]

Trump: WALL

[derp_eyes has kicked Trump from the 4th Wall Chat]

derp_eyes: SHEESH! Even politicians want to be added to the chat. And I thought this was supposed to be about Star Wars

derp_eyes: Chirrut has already told you the rules, now it's time to write! Keep in mind that if you enter in the comments, you only have 2000 characters to write in (this chapter is 643 characters over that at the period).

If you have a long entry, please message it to me instead. And that's about it! Good luck and have fun!

Oh yeah, for those of you who say you're not funny enough, I'll give you all a two word hint: CAPS LOCKED.