Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

The Ten Chirrandments

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Chirrut Îmwe > derp_eyes

Chirrut Îmwe: DERP it is History Lesson time

derp_eyes: ...

Chirrut Îmwe: Today we were learn about the Ten Chirrandments

derp_eyes: Really Chirrut?

Chirrut Îmwe: Yes

derp_eyes: But what if we offend someone?

Chirrut Îmwe: If they were already offended by my "Do not use the Force's name in vain" they shouldn't be here

Chirrut Îmwe: Plus you have probably offended everyone at some point in this book

derp_eyes: tru

derp_eyes: Can I have Orson join me in the history lesson?

Chirrut Îmwe: No

[derp_eyes has added Orson Krennic and the rest of the Rogue 1 crew to the chat because she is the author and she does not care what Chirrut says]

Chirrut Îmwe: 😑

Baze Malbus: The 10 Chirrandments?

Cassian Andor: Oh boy

Bodhi Rook: History lesson? NUUU I HATE HISTORY

Orson Krennic: This ought to be interesting.

K-2SO: NUUU I HATE SCHOOL

Jyn Erso: Uh oh. Chirrut's eyes are glazed over and they look all spirituy

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 1: You shall praise no other forces besides the Force

Orson Krennic: What about Gravity?

Jyn Erso: Or inertia?

Bodhi Rook: How about velocity?

K-2SO: Or the forces of nature?

Chirrut Îmwe: This is why I didn't want you to add more people derp

derp_eyes: What's the next one?

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 2: Do not make a Tower of Babel

Orson Krennic: We shall make a Death Star instead. It will be better than the Tower of Babel

Jyn Erso: AND I WILL STEAL THE DEATH STAR PLANS

Cassian Andor: Me too!

K-2SO: Me too!

Bodhi Rook: I will die an undramatic death

Baze Malbus: TOO SOON

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 3: Do not use the Force's name in vain

K-2SO: Duh

Orson Krennic: FORCE FORCE FORCE FORCE FORCE!!!