Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

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Galen Erso: GUYS OMG OMG OMG HELP ME

Lyra Erso: What's wrong, Galen?

Galen Erso: ORSONJUSTFELLDOWNTHESTAIRSANDNOWHESUNCONSCIOUS

Lyra Erso: I have no idea what you just said.

K-2SO: He said "Orson just fell down the stairs and now he's unconscious"

Lyra Erso: 😧

Galen Erso: WHAT DO I DO

Wilhuff Tarkin: What do you think? BRING HIM TO THE MEDICAL BAY

Galen Erso: WERE IN MY HOUSE I AM NOWHERE NEAR A MEDICAL BAY

K-2SO: Do you know basic first aid?

Galen Erso: NOT REALLY

Thawn: Omg what do we do

Governor Pryce: SOMEONE GO HELP GALEN

Lyra Erso: Galen, I'm on my way home from the grocery store. I'll be right there to help him.

Jyn Erso: Mama u forgot me at the grocery store again

Thawn: Terrible timing Mini Erso

K-2SO: Go shop for fifteen hundred hours

Governor Pryce: NO ONE CARES

Lyra Erso: Get a ride from the hot pilot dude, Jyn. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!

Wilhuff Tarkin: INDEED

Jyn Erso: MINI ERSO?!??

Thawn: Well you are the shortest one out of you three

Wilhuff Tarkin: Thrawn! Focus on the issue!

Galen Erso: OMG OMG NOW HES BLEEDING

Jyn Erso: Is he dead yet?

K-2SO: ^^

Galen Erso: ...

Galen Erso: He's still breathing

Jyn Erso: Did you check his pulse?

Wilhuff Tarkin: Yeah see what his pulse is in 15 seconds

Galen Erso: Irregular

Thawn: NONONO

Governor Pryce: OH FORCE

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN EVEN WHEN YOUR FRIEND IS DYING

K-2SO: DO NOT LISTEN TO CHIRRUT AND USE THE FORCES NAME ALL YOU WANT

Cassian Andor: What is going on?

Jyn Erso: Mama left me at the grocery store

K-2SO: Hopefully she left her credit card with you too

Galen Erso: ORSON FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND NOW HES BLEEDING AND HIS PULSE IS IRREGULAR

Cassian Andor: OMG

Cassian Andor: IM COMING TO HELP

Jyn Erso: CASSIAN!!!