Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

What Can I Say Except...

Stolen idea from andreasantiago759 (heh heh...)

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Orson Krennic: Hello, chat.

Jyn Erso: Hello Krennic

Orson Krennic: I was texting Bodhi last night and apparently we have a lot in common. It's kind of coo-

[Galen Erso has interrupted Orson Krennic's text]

Galen Erso: YOU WERE DOING WHAT

Bodhi Rook: We were being gay

Galen Erso: I THOUGHT U LOVED ME

Cassian Andor: Bodhi what the bantha...

Bodhi Rook: Uh, uh, uh, Cass. What I believe you are trying to say is 'Thank You, Krennic and Bodhi.'

Cassian Andor: Thank you?

Orson Krennic and Bodhi Rook: You're welcome!

Cassian Andor: Wait... what?! No! Aw shoot... I fell right into that

Orson Krennic: hmm...I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange.
You don't even know how you feel
It's Andorable!
Well, it's nice to see the rebels never change!

Cassian Andor: whyyyyy

Bodhi Rook: Open your eyes, let's begin:
Yes, it's us, Bodhi and Orson! Breathe it in!

Orson Krennic: I know it's a lot: the hair, the look!

Bodhi Rook: When you're staring at Krennic and Rook!

Jyn Erso: *dies laughing*

Orson Krennic: What can we say except you're welcome
For the weapon that lights up the sky?
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an normal imperial guy!

K-2SO: Hey!

Bodhi Rook: What has two thumbs that knew about the switch
When you were in a tight stitch?
This b****!
When the things looked grim
Who brought the message from Galen
You're lookin' right at him!

Orson Krennic: Oh, also I blew up Jedha

Saw Gererra: Yeah, thanks

Orson Krennic: You're welcome
To make you run for your lives, ha!

Bodhi Rook: Also I survived Bor Gullet
You're welcome!
So you could pass by Saw with ease!

Jyn Erso: Tru

Orson Krennic: So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I sank to the sea?

Wilhuff Tarkin: XD

Bodhi Rook: There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess that's just my way of being me!

Orson Krennic and Bodhi Rook: You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Orson Krennic: Well, come to think of it...

Bodhi Rook: Cass, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every little phenomenon
Jedha, Eadu, Galen, oh
That was me playing around again!

Cassian Andor: How even

Orson Krennic: I made a plan
I searched afar
Captured Galen, now you got the Death Star!

Galen Erso: ...

Bodhi Rook: What's the lesson?

Orson Krennic: What is the take-away?

Orson Krennic and Bodhi Rook: Don't mess with us when we're both on the break-away!

Bodhi Rook: And the tapestry here on my ship
Is a map of the butts I have whipped
Look where I've been!
I've seen everything happen

Armitage Hux: Fam u ain't seen Starkiller

Orson Krennic and Bodhi Rook: Look at that Krennic and Rook just tippity-tappin'
Singing and scratchin'
Flipping and snappin'
People are clapping'
Hearing me rappin'
Bring the chorus back in!

Bodhi Rook: Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For successful mission, you know!
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!

Orson Krennic: Well, come to think of it, I gotta go!

Jyn Erso: This tune is catchy

Orson Krennic: Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need those plans.
I'm building a laser, yay
You're welcome!
'Cause Krennic doesn't want a demotion!

Bodhi Rook: You're welcome!

Orson Krennic: You're welcome!

Orson Krennic: And thank you!

Jyn Erso: HEY!

Jyn Erso: HE JUST STOLE THE DEATH STAR PLANS

Wilhuff Tarkin: HAHFKEJFNALFNSJFISKFR
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I kind of mixed the two You're Welcomes from Moana. So enjoy Lin Manual Miranda and Jorden Fisher's version down here while Dwayne Johnson's is at the top of this chapter.

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