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Jyn Erso: Somebody should get married in this chatOrson Krennic: Somebody did. Me and you.
Jyn Erso: WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO SMART GUY
Orson Krennic: Well, according to my forth wall breaking abilities and the majority of the reader's comments, this book should end with Bodhi single.
Jyn Erso: So what does that mean?
Orson Krennic: Cassian, you, me, Chirrut, Baze, and pretty much everyone else in this book gets married.
Jyn Erso: Who would date K-2SO?
K-2SO: THE QUESTION I HAVE BEEN ASKING MYSELF
Lyra Erso: Why are you three texting each other? You guys are literally sitting at the same table!
Orson Krennic: I should be asking you that as well. Why did you text us instead of walking over and telling us to get off our phones?
Lyra Erso: ...
Ahsoka Tano: Who should I be shipped with?
Ezra Bridger: That's easy. Kallus
Agent Kallus: Heck no. I'm with Zeb
Garazeb Orellious: Have I even spoken in this chat before?
Sabine Wren: I have no idea
Armitage Hux: shadks
C-3PO: Armitage Hux wants to know who he would be shipped with?
Darth Vader: That's easy. This guy
[Darth Vader has added Ben Solo to group chat]
Ben Solo: GRANNNNDPPAAAAAAA
Armitage Hux: fk nu not dat arse
R2-D2: wt bout me fam?
Ahsoka Tano: You go with Brendol
Brendol Hux: WHY?!?
Thawn: HAHAHA!! I get it! You both say fam!
Wilhuff Tarkin: ...
Galen Erso: I want Galennic to happen
Lyra Erso: Well, guess what? You're stuck with Lyren.
Chirrut Îmwe: Can I be shipped with Mon Mothma?
Mon Mothma: No Chirrut. I'm with Ackbar
Jyn Erso: Chirrut, you and Baze would be good
Chirrut Îmwe: Okay
Sharky Rook: MY GAY SHIP
Baze Malbus: :)
Cassie the Cat: What about me?
Cassie the Cat: WHY IS MY NAME STILL CASSIE THE CAT?!?
Jyn Erso: You belong to me
Sharky Rook: I made the phones permanently keep our names this way
Jabba Hutt: CASSIAN IS MINE
Cassie the Cat: This is why you should stay single Bodhi
Sharky Rook: I DONT WANNA BE SINGLE
Orson Krennic: I ship Cassitubby
Cassian's Teletubby: Me too
Ezra Bridger: So if Jyn and Cassian are a thing, Baze and Chirrut are a thing, let's assume Bodhi and K-2SO are a thing, than who's Krennic with?
Wilhuff Tarkin: Me
Thawn: Me
Galen Erso: Me
Leia Organa: Nobody
Darth Vader: The Death Star
Luke Skywalker: His aspirations
Ben Solo: GRANNDPAAAAAAAA
Armitage Hux: Death
Orson Krennic: I AM MARRIED TO JYN!!
Cassie the Cat: NOBODY CARES
Orson Krennic: I hate you.
Cassie the Cat: I never liked you to start with
Armitage Hux: DATS SUM SERIOUS SHEEET GOIN DOWN DERE
Lyra Erso: Indeed, it is.
Ben Solo: GRAAAANNNNDDPPPAAAAAAAAA
[Armitage Hux has kicked Ben Solo from the group chat]
Armitage Hux: Lel
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Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]
FanfictionJyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...