Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Another Forcing Song

WARNING!!! This is actually based off a kind of a vulgar song... so if you are not into that sort of thing... well, there's always next chapter

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Orson Krennic: Hey Rebels! It's time to use the "F" word!

Bby Ellie: WE DO NOT NEED SWEARING IN HERE!!!

Orson Krennic: Kriffffff

Darth Vader: KRIFFFFFFF

Palpy: KRIFFFF

K-2SO: KRIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Chirrut Îmwe: Kriff doesn't start with an F

Orson Krennic: Force living
Darth Vader: Force dying
Palpy: Kriff laughing
K-2SO: Kriff crying
All four: Force this song
But mostly Force you!

Chirrut Îmwe: WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME 😭😭😭

Lyra Erso: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM CHIRRUT!??

Darth Vader: Force love, hate
K-2SO: And friends
Palpy: Force following trends
Orson Krennic: Force this song
Can't wait till it ends.

All four: Force everything
But Force you the most

Ezra Bridger: da heck

All four: Force everyone
But Force you the most,
With a big rusty pole or a splintery post
Force you the most, FORCE YOU!!

Cassie The Cat: Whyyyyyyy k2

Orson Krennic: Force old school
Force new school
K-2SO: Force not cool
Force too cool

Baze Malbus: What if I'm middle cool?

Darth Vader: Force hip and ironically lame
Palpy: Force giving advice
Orson Krennic: Force trying to be nice
Darth Vader and K-2SO: Force you and you know who you are

Sharky Rook: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

All four: Force everything,
But Force you the most
Force everyone
But **** you the most,
With a big rusty pole or a splintery post
Yeah, **** you the most, Force you!

F*** UUUUUUUUUUUUU

Bby Ellie: *sarcastic claps*

Galen Erso: Guys Lyra and Chirrut died of hearing the Force's name in vain too much
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I'm sorry I had to do this. The song was stuck in my head all yesterday. 😂😂 kms

Song is "Another F.U. Song" by Reel Big Fish. If you're interested in hearing it, it's at the bottom of this author's note. But it does have quite a bit of language so if you're not comfortable with that... welp, I would not listen to it and just enjoy the fact that K-2SO joined the Empire people to sing this song.

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