Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Derp's Brain Is Clogged With Anime

Idk

I don't own anything.
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derp_eyes: Guys I'm sad

Orson Krennic: How come?

derp_eyes: THERES ONLY 2 MORE EPISODES OF SEASON 2 FOR TITANS AND I MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 4 YEARS FOR SEASON 3

derp_eyes: It makes the wait for Yuri On Ice S2 seem like such a short while

Orson Krennic: Um, okay?

derp_eyes: ALSO I REALLY HOPE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST'S LIVE ACTION MOVIE IS GOOD AND THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT

Orson Krennic: Derp can you put your anime fantasies somewhere else?

derp_eyes: NO!! I MUST THINK ABOUT MY PRECIOUS BABIES!!

Orson Krennic: ... a whole anime is your precious baby... wow...

derp_eyes: I MUST PROTECT MY SWEET LITTLE HINAME AND BERTHOLDT AND MATSUDA (Ryuk can probably protect himself)

Orson Krennic: I should get Jyn for this. She might understand what you're saying.

Jyn Erso: Nope

Orson Krennic: Okay than Cassian

Cassian Andor: Nope

Orson Krennic: Bodhi?

Bodhi Rook: Only if she starts talking My Little Pony. Otherwise nope

Orson Krennic: Chirrut?

Chirrut Îmwe: What?

Orson Krennic: Never mind. Baze?

Baze Îmwe: Sorry dude

Orson Krennic: K-2SO?

K-2SO: I can search up her references but I'm too lazy

Orson Krennic: Saw?

Saw Gererra: DERP'S BEAIN IS COMING UNDONE!!!!

Orson Krennic: Thank you for that tidbit.

Galen Erso: I can't help either. Sorry babe

Orson Krennic: Ugh. Lyra?

Lyra Erso: Yeah... no.

derp_eyes: RIZA HAWKEYE IS JUST AS AMAZING AS CLINT BARTON HAWKEYE

Orson Krennic: Does ANYONE know what derp is talking about!!?

Jyn Erso: I think I know who might 😏

Orson Krennic: Oh no. Not him.

derp_eyes: LEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! OLIVIARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Jyn Erso: Whatever. Your pick

Orson Krennic: Fine. Jaëger?

Eren Jaëger: Waddup

Orson Krennic: Can you translate Derp's random anime screaming?

Eren Jaëger: Sure

derp_eyes: SEBBY-CHAN IS LIFE!!!

Eren Jaëger: She said Sebastian Michaelis is life

Jyn Erso: Who?

derp_eyes: IM CRYING MISSING MY LOVER I DONT HAVE THE POWER ON MY SIDE FOREVER!!!

Eren Jaëger: And now she's singing Call Your Name

Orson Krennic: ...

derp_eyes: HELLO THERE, GOD OF DEATH
SHINIGAMI APPEARS BEFORE ME!!!

Eren Jaëger: She's singing NateWantsToBattle's Death Note Blank Space parody

Galen Erso: Huh. Guess I'll have to hear it

Baze Îmwe: I'm not gonna listen to it

Jyn Erso: Why not?

Baze Îmwe: Cause I don't like Taylor Swift songs

Orson Krennic: The parody might be better. A/N: I don't like Taylor Swift's pop songs (I like her country ones better) but that parody is goals

derp_eyes: I WISH SEASON 3 WOULD COME OUT FASTER

Eren Jaëger: ... she's either talking about Titan's S3 or Tokyo Ghoul S3

Chirrut Îmwe: Why does she have to be so difficult to figure out?

Eren Jaëger: No idea

derp_eyes: GUYS DID YOU KNOW EREN JAËGER IS VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON WHO DOES MELIODIS!???

Eren Jaëger: She's referring to The Seven Deadly Sins

K-2SO: Wut

Bodhi Rook: aren't the seven deadly sins... greed, pride, wrath, lust, envy, gluttony, and sloth?

derp_eyes: Lust is beautiful

Orson Krennic: Yes it is.

Cassian Andor: NO IT IS NOT

Eren Jaëger: I think she's referring to Fullmetal Alchemist Lust

derp_eyes: Guys can we appreciate how hilarious the scenes with Light and Ryuzaki handcuffed to each other was?

derp_eyes: Also, Lizzie is annoying

Orson Krennic: Translate faster, Jaëger.

Eren Jaëger: First one is from Death Note, second is from Black Butler

Eren Jaëger: Also, why am I translating this? It's not like any of the readers are going to understand either of us. Heck, most of them don't even know me except that I talk in this book.

derp_eyes: KNIFE SHOOOOOEEEESSS

Orson Krennic: I understood that reference.

Cassian Andor: I didn't

derp_eyes: SHE ASKED ME SON WHEN I GROW OLD
WILL YOU BUY ME A HOUSE OF GOLD

Eren Jaëger: ...

Eren Jaëger: I have no idea where that comes from

Bodhi Rook: I do. It's "House of Gold" by Twenty One Pilots

Orson Krennic: Derp listens to twenty one pilots?

Bodhi Rook: Idk. I feel like I don't know her anymore.

Jyn Erso: I AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT

Cassian Andor: I AGREE TOO

Baze Îmwe: ME TOO

K-2SO: I AGREE BODHI

Chirrut Îmwe: WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING

Galen Erso: I think it's time for derp to go bring her anime fantasies somewhere else

derp_eyes: PORK CUTLET BOWLSSSSSS

[Galen Erso has kicked derp_eyes from the group chat]

Orson Krennic: You kicked derp? Now whose gonna write the end of this chapter!???

Galen Erso: ... oops
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Meheheheh anime has taken over my life and I'm not sorry.

Here's the list of the anime I referred to if anyone's interested:
Attack on Titan (duh)
Death Note
The Seven Deadly Sins
Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Yuri!!! On Ice
Black Butler
Tokyo Ghoul

For those of you who haven't, please check back two chapters ("Possible Contest?") and vote what you would like to see as the final contest in this book.

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