Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what?
Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...
An idea that sprouted from my mind after seeing a comment by r5ftclifford .
I don't own anything. ======================================== Jyn Erso: Today marks a sad day
Orson Krennic: It can't be sadder than mine.
Jyn Erso: My hamster got caught in between the rungs of its hamster wheel
Orson Krennic: I got demoted from Director to Douche-Director. I didn't even know that was a thing!
Cassian Andor: Whoa you guys are having a sad day too?
Jyn Erso: Ysah
Orson Krennic: What's your sob story?
Cassian Andor: Bodhi hates me
K-2SO: No 💩 Sherlock. You literally brushed off one of his deepest confessions the other day
Orson Krennic: That was yesterday.
K-2SO: Still the same to me
Cassian Andor: He just started randomly texting some stuff
Orson Krennic: GALEN!!!
Galen Erso: What is it sweetheart?
Orson Krennic: A. Please don't call me that name and B. Hack into Cassian's phone and see what Bodhi texted him yesterday.
K-2SO: I could have done that
Jyn Erso: But the captain would say you had to and he didn't
Orson Krennic: Galen pretty much does whatever I ask him to. It's awesome. It's like having a wife.
Jyn Erso: You sure ur not manipulating him to do stuff?
Orson Krennic: Okay... so technically I am but I told him he doesn't have to do it if he didn't want to.
Jyn Erso: ...
Galen Erso: Done!
Galen Erso:
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