Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Happy Mother's Day

I took a few days off to reread this entire book so I could remember what has happened so far (which isn't much because all this book does is have married couples and lots of divorces (don't use this book as an example to run your life, kids)).

Gonna try to get back in the swing of updating daily again.

I don't own anything.
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Orson Krennic: Today is a special day.

Gaylen: YOUR BIRTHDAY!!???

Orson Krennic: ... no it's Mother's Day, the day you appreciate the fact your parents existed and banged to give you breath.

Jyn Erso: Well that's one way to put it

K-2SO: HAHA! ORSON IS PICKING UP AFTER ME

Bodhi Rook: Is that a good sign?

Cassian Andor: Probably not

Jyn Erso: Where's my mom?

Jyn Erso: MAMAAAAAA

Lyra Erso: Yes, Jyn?

Jyn Erso: Happy Mother's Day to the best Grammar Mom ever!

Lyra Erso: Awe, you're so sweet!

Jyn Erso: Just for that, I shall us grammar and plenty of commas throughout the day.

Orson Krennic: ... Jyn, you're lucky to have good parents like Lyra and Galen.

Lyra Erso: I feel special today. 😊

Orson Krennic: Because my parents were terrible.

Thrawn: That's because you were terrible

Orson Krennic: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR?!? A/N: My keyboard predictor actually has what the actual Death Star as one of the main suggestions for 'what.' I'm so proud.

Lyra Erso: Ooh! Spill it, Thrawn! What did Orson Krennic do?

Thrawn: Let me put it to you in song form

Orson Krennic: NO!!

Thrawn: Orson Krennic had parents
EIEIO
He disobeyed every order or rant
EIEIO-

[Orson Krennic has interrupted Thrawn's text]

Orson Krennic: SHUT UP!!

Thrawn: Fine

Thrawn: Krennic liked to do everything that rebelled against his parents in any way

Jyn Erso: Sounds kind of like someone I know...

Gaylen: If you're making another Jynnic reference, I'm murdering you, derp

Orson Krennic: Why does everyone want to murder derp?

K-2SO: Why does derp not have a capital letter on her name?

derp_eyes: It's my username. Duh

Lyra Erso: Why do you like derp, Orson?

derp_eyes: Because I am amazing (A/N: jk I'm not)

Orson Krennic: Because why not?

Lyra Erso: Do you like me?

Orson Krennic: No way.

Lyra Erso: Well derp is me

Orson Krennic: O.O

Lyra Erso: Indeed. Quite the shocker isn't it?