Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Palpy's Plan

This chapter's base idea has been stolen from @-jedisolo .

So yet again, I don't own Star Wars, nor this idea. Fun fun fun I'm stealing ideas. I probably should go to fanfiction jail for that. Or plagiarism jail.
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Emperor Palpatine: My name is back to Emperor Palpatine!

Director Dum-Dum: Good for you.

Director Dum-Dum: WAIT WHAT?!??

Sarcastic Sarlacc: Lol

Sarcastic Sarlacc: !!

Obsessed: Are all our names changed

Obsessed: Really? Obsessed?

Blind Guy: We should figure out who is who!

Gay Texting Buddy: I'm assuming you're Chirrut?

Blind Guy: No I'm Kanan

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: I'm Chirrut

Director Dum-Dum: I think we all know who I am

Obsessed: Oh! Guess me!

Gay Texting Buddy: You're Cassian?

Obsessed: No!

Sarcastic Sarlacc: Bodhi!

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: K-2SO!

Obsessed:

Director Dum-Dum: Jyn

Obsessed: Yep

Director Dum-Dum: Why are you called obsessed?

Emperor Palpatine: LEL

Barf Vader: lol

Barf Vader: RU SERIOUS

Sarcastic Sarlacc: GUESS ME

Gay Shark: K-2SO

Sarcastic Sarlacc: Aw man! How did you know

Titan Lover: You're the sarcastic one around here

Titan Lover: I HATE TITAAANNNSSSS

Obsessed: Then why can you turn into one? And you like to scream Titans?

Titan Lover: ...

Gay Shark: I'm assuming you're Baze Gay Texting Buddy

Gay Texting Buddy: yep And you must be Bodhi

Gay Shark: Right on

Blind Guy: Wait who's Cassian question mark

Blueberry: Idk

Blueberry: Blueberry?

Barf Vader: Yo Saw! Where are you?

Saw Gererra: Right here

Director Dum-Dum: Why is his name normal?

Gay Shark: I'm not sure how to feel about my name

Gay Shark: I think I'll go with happy

Thing 1: ...

Thing 2: ...