Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Hungry, Hungry Droid

K-2SO: I like potatoes

Bodhi Rook: You can't eat

K-2SO: Then I like pizza

Bodhi Rook: Again, you can't eat

K-2SO: you really suck at the game of fantasy

Bodhi Rook: ...

K-2SO: Who the heck are you anyway?

Bodhi Rook: Um... Bodhi Rook? The pilot?

K-2SO: Oh yeah ur Cassian's boyfriend

Bodhi Rook: STOP SHIPPING US HE LIKES JYN ANYWAY

K-2SO: So does Orson

Bodhi Rook: U know this is in the public chat right

K-2SO: ...

K-2SO: I like oranges

K-2SO: And you like Cassian

Bodhi Rook: Y ru trying to compare the two things?

K-2SO: Because

Bodhi Rook: Do u you like oranges as in their looks or taste?

K-2SO: Both

K-2SO: And admit it. You like Cassian just how I like oranges

Bodhi Rook: I'm not a cannabal. I'm not going to eat Cassian. I will admit he looks pretty good

K-2SO: Unless you do the other kind of eating 😏😘

Jyn Erso: THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING CONVERSATION EVER

Cassian Andor: STOP SHIPPING US KAYTOO

Bodhi Rook: I hate you K-2SO

K-2SO: Just as much as you love Cassian

Cassian Andor: I'm going to turn off that droid right now!

Baze Malbus: I got it

K-2SO: PILOT SQUARED 4EVA-

Baze Malbus: Imperial droid K-2SO shut down

Chirrut Îmwe: Hi guys! What did I miss