Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

A Sprain

This idea comes from Frost_Hawk and since I am not very original, I will be using it today.

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Orson Krennic: Guys I sprained my ankle.

Baze Îmwe: I sprained my finger recently

Chirrut Îmwe: I sprained my wrist

Cassian Andor: I sprained my back trying to help Bodhi

Bodhi Rook: He was helping me because I sprained my hip

Jyn Erso: And I sprained my neck. Please don't ask how

Galen Erso: She attempted a backflip

Jyn Erso: Dammit Papa

Orson Krennic: Did we all get sprains around the same time??

Chirrut Îmwe: I guess so

K-2SO: Not me. I broke my neck

Orson Krennic: OMG are you okay?

K-2SO: SEE CASSIAN?!?? KRENNIC CARES MORE FOR ME THAN U DO!

Cassian Andor: Ur a droid and it was just a slight neck malfunction. You shouldn't have been doing cartwheels anyway

K-2SO: CARTWHEELS ARE AMAZING

Orson Krennic: I used to be able to do cartwheels. Then I fell on my head when I was 15 and haven't done them since.

Jyn Erso: Dannng

Baze Îmwe: Tragic

Jyn Erso: ^^

Cassian Andor: Well... now what?

Bodhi Rook: I can't move until I'm healed so I guess I'll just text you guys and be annoying

Orson Krennic: I was thinking along the same lines.

Galen Erso: DONT U WANNA HANG EITH ME

Orson Krennic: Where are you?

Galen Erso: I'm on Eadu

Jyn Erso: PAPA!! GET OFF EADU CAUSE YOU MIGHT DIEEEEE

Galen Erso: Sorry, I can't. I'm busy.

Jyn Erso: Tarkin's out of the house and Krennic's here

Galen Erso:

Galen Erso: GALEENNNNIIIICCCCC

Chirrut Îmwe: Nailed it

Cassian Rook: HAH!!

K-2SO: That was hilarious

Eren Jaëger: Hi chat

Jyn Erso: Hi Eren

Eren Jaëger: What's up?

Bodhi Rook: We are all complaining because we sprained ourselves

K-2SO: And I broke my neck

Eren Jaëger: O.O me too! I sprained my shoulder trying to kill a Titan

K-2SO: Owwie

Cassian Andor: Question! Baze, his are you texting with a sprained finger?

Baze Îmwe: Chirrut is texting for me

K-2SO: AWWWWEEEEEEEE

Orson Krennic: Chirrut can't see.

Jyn Erso: Let him dream

Chirrut Îmwe: Wait what?

Baze Îmwe: No I'm kidding. I'm still texting for both of us. Besides it was my third finger anyway