Jyn Erso: Are you ready to hand over the plans yet?Orson Krennic: STOP. ASKING. EVERY. FORCEDAMNED. DAY.
Jyn Erso: I CANT. ITS POSSESSED MY SOUL
Orson Krennic: I'll possess your soul
Jyn Erso: Whag
Orson Krennic: Whag? Seriously, where did you learn to text?
Jyn Erso: WHAT
Orson Krennic: What what?
Jyn Erso: Please don't possess my soul. I like my soul the way it is
Orson Krennic: ... what the Bantha
Jyn Erso: I don't want to be stuck thinking about you every two seconds
Orson Krennic: Like the Death Star plans?
Jyn Erso: If you were the death plans I would have already gotten into you!
Orson Krennic: That sounds so wrong. I'm out.
Jyn Erso: What did I say?
Jyn Erso: oh
Jyn Erso: Ew
Jyn Erso: Krennic? U there??
Jyn Erso: Okay. I'll try to get those plans later.
Orson Krennic: Don't you dare.
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Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]
FanfictionJyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...