Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

No One Like Sir Saw

Oh look, another Beauty and the Beast song parody.

We're gonna do a little time traveling in this chapter and go back to the style some of my first parodies kind of looked like.

Also, I need a filler chapter so I can write the wedding since usually reader chats take a few days to make.

I don't own anything.
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Saw Gererra: GRRRRRR

Jyn Erso: Saw? Is everything okay?

Saw Gererra: Who does he think he is!? That man has tangled with the wrong rebel!

Jyn Erso: Who?

Bodhi Rook: Me

Cassian Andor: Damn right he has!

Jyn Erso: Cassian!

Saw Gererra: Mockery! Lies! Deception! Why, it's more than I can bear!

Baze Malbus: More blue milk Saw?

Saw Gererra: What for?! My reputation has been ruined.

Chirrut Îmwe: WhoWhatWhereWhenWhyHow??

Jyn Erso: Never! Saw, you've got to pull yourself together!

Jyn Erso: Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, dear Saw
Having the face of a grump

Steela Gererra: Everyone here'd love to be you, Brother

K-2SO: And slap your metallic rump

Cassian Andor: (K2 WHAT THE REEK)

Jyn Erso: There's no rebel whose as admired as you
Your everyone's favorite guy!
Everyone's awed and inspired by you

Ahsoka Tano: Though I do find it hard to see why...

Agent Kallus: ... ('soke, no)

Cassian Andor: (*face palm*)

Jyn Erso: No.

Jyn Erso: One's.

Jyn Erso: Slick as Sir Saw!

Steela Gererra: No one's quick as Sir Saw!

Bodhi Rook: No one's mind is as incredibly thick as Sir Saw's

Orson Krennic: For there's no man in town whose as extreme!

Cassian Andor: Damn you ruined it Orson.

Orson Krennic: (How? I complimented him)

Cassian Andor: (Because you spoke)

Jyn Erso: You can ask Chirrut, Captain Rex, Eren
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on...

Chirrut Îmwe: DA FORCE'S

Captain Rex: Wasn't he a big ****** in the Clone Wars?

Eren Jaëger: bad reply