Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Happy Valentine's Day

Just a chapter with lots of humor and a little fluff. Because why not.

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Jyn Erso: Happy Valentine's Day!

Orson Krennic: I didn't receive a card from you...

Jyn Erso: You sent me a box of Reese's and I told you that IM ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER!!!

Orson Krennic: Since when? You went through a jar of peanut butter in three days when you were living with me.

Jyn Erso: HOW DARE U SPEAK OF THAT HORRIBLE TIME!!! I WAS DYING IN THE HOSPITAL ON THE FORTH DAY!!

Orson Krennic: Oh, dear. It seems our Valentine's Day is off to a terrible start. How depressing.

Jyn Erso: STOP BEING SARCASTIC!!

Orson Krennic: I'm not being sarcastic. That's K2's job. I'm just telling you how much I care about you.

Jyn Erso:

Orson Krennic: 😏

Jyn Erso: why do you exist?

Orson Krennic: Because you need a sexy villain.

Jyn Erso: I'm out bye

Cassian Andor: Daheck did I just read?

Sharky Rook: Idk

Orson Krennic: Peculiar Randomness.

Cassian Andor: Why is your name still Sharky?

Sharky Rook: because I like it

Cassian Andor: Well I liked your old name better

Orson Krennic: Guys is Jyn actually allergic to peanut butter?

Cassian Andor: ... I have no idea

Sharky Rook: So you like Bodhi better than Sharky?

Cassian Andor: Yeah

[Sharky Rook has changed his name to Bodhi Rook]

Bodhi Rook: Better?

Cassian Andor: Much better

Bodhi Rook: :)

Orson Krennic: Guys so-

[Orson is mine fite me has cut off Orson Krennic's text]

Orson is mine fite me: LOVE MEEEEEEEEE ORSON

Orson Krennic: Do you remember when we sang Let It Go?

Orson is mine fite me: Yeah?

Orson Krennic: Do you remember what I said?

Orson Krennic: I said GALENNIC, THRAWRNKRENNIC, TARKRENNIC AND ANY OTHER BIZARRE SHIP THATS NOT JYNNIC IS DEAD TO ME!!!

Lyra Erso: *whispers* Lyrennic is life.

Lyra Erso: *continues whispering* But not as much life as Lyren.

Orson is mine fite me:

Orson is mine fite me:

Baze Malbus: Guys Galen's brain exploded

Chirrut Îmwe: Lol

[Orson is mine fite me has changed their name to Galen Erso]

Galen Erso: That hurts man

Wilhuff Tarkin: Welcome to the "Rejected by Orson" crew

Darth Vader: Even I was rejected and I didn't want to have a relationship with him anyway