Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Raisin Bran

First request from Rey_Stark ! Rey_Stark, I am sorry if I totally ruin GoT for you in this chapter.

I don't own anything.
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Bran Stark: Test to see what the boxy thing does

Daenerys Targaryen: BRAN STARK?!?

Bran Stark: Daenerys Targaryen? Aren't the House of Targaryen dead?

Daenerys Targaryen: Does of look like I'm dead if I'm texting you?

Bran Stark: Oohhhhh...

Bran Stark: This is texting?

Daenerys Targaryen: You're the teenager. You should know this stuff.

Bran Stark: I have never encountered this kind of magical box before

Drogon: *breathes in* boi

Daenerys Targaryen: ...it's called a phone

Bran Stark: Oh

Bran Stark: What are you doing here anyway Targaryen?

Daenerys Targaryen: Long story. You should leave this chatroom immediately.

Bran Stark: Why?

Daenerys Targaryen: There is this ************ named Orgun Kwennie who will ruin your innocence if you stay.

Bran Stark: ...

Bran Stark: Daenerys we're from Game of Thrones. We lost our innocence from episode 1

Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon: PREACH

Orson Krennic: Hello, chat.

Daenerys Targaryen: Oh god it's the Kwennie.

Orson Krennic: Well if it isn't Tarungo

Bran Stark: Wt*

Bran Stark: Who put parental controls on this chat?

Lyra Erso: I did.

Bran Stark: Who are you?

Lyra Erso: The grammar cop.

Bran Stark: ...

Daenerys Targaryen: Fancy seeing you here, Kwennie.

Orson Krennic: Who is your friend, DayMungo?

Daenerys Targaryen: Nunya

Orson Krennic: Nunya?

Daenerys Targaryen: Nunya business.

Bran Stark: What the hell is wrong with those two?

Lyra Erso: They're stupid as sin. That's what's wrong.

Rey: Haiiii

Bran Stark: Hi?

Rey: Who the new guy lol?

Bran Stark: I am Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark

Harry Potter: I'm Harry Potter from the House of Gryffindor!

[Orson Krennic has kicked Harry Potter from the group chat]

[Orson Krennic has changed Bran Stark's name to Raisin Bran]

Raisin Bran: Da***

Raisin Bran: Are you serious? 😑

Daenerys Targaryen: Drogon! Dispose of the Kwennie!