The Sass masters of Rogue One compete against each other.
I don't own anything, unfortunately.
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K-2SO: Roses are red, violets are blue, the Force made us beautiful, what the hell happened to you?Orson Krennic: I'm sorry, was I supposed to be offended? Because the only thing that offends me is your ugly mug.
K-2SO: Dude, I'm fabulous, not a mirror
Orson Krennic: Well you are quite hot. You might want to be careful with overheating your circuits.
K-2SO: Unfortunately, I cannot. The Captain said I must find the rogue homosapien back to the zoo. Thankfully, it's texting me so I can track its position.
Orson Krennic: I'm shocked. You actually know how to track someone. Well done, you match first-grade me.
K-2SO: Dude, please. I am a droid. I got style, I got class. I got circuits. I got a**
Orson Krennic: Keep on talking. Maybe you'll say something intelligent.
K-2SO: I'm talking like an idiot because that's the only language you understand
Orson Krennic: Are you sure I'm not the one talking down at your level?
K-2SO: Shhh... do you hear that? That is the sound of all the ***** I give.
Orson Krennic: If you're waiting for me to care, please pack a lunch. It's going to take a long time.
K-2SO: Perhaps you should do the same. You are the one that eats.
Orson Krennic: It's better for people to think you're stupid than to run your circuits and prove it.
K-2SO: Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there
Orson Krennic: I think it's time to dismantle you.
K-2SO: If I wanted to die, I would climb up your ego and jump down your IQ
Orson Krennic: I would like to confirm that I do not care.
K-2SO: Congratulations. You are a world class douche.
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I am not a sassy person so I ended up finding a bunch of quotes and just kind of threw them together. Hopefully this is somewhat funny.Please review!
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Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]
FanfictionJyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over texts..! Wait what? Prepare yourself for random references, insults, emojis, crossovers and some banthas screaming swear words all included...