Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

The Oscars

Did anyone watch the Oscars? Who freaked out when Jyn's Theme started playing?

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Bodhi Andorrook: Guys Jyn and I starred in the Oscars last night

Cassian Andor: You did?

Bodhi Andorrook: :)

K-2SO: Ship

Cassian Andor: You should have told me. I would have watched them

Jyn Eros: You didn't watch them?

Cassian Andor: I was hanging out with Ahsoka and Agent Kallus, having a spaghetti and meatball war

Lyra Erso: Yeah, and it was a waste of good spaghetti.

Orson Krennic: Rogue One should have won an Oscar.

K-2SO: Agreed

Chirrut Îmwe: It seems like La La Land and Hawksaw Ridge won a lot of awards

Cassian Andor: Well everyone seemed to love those movies

Baze Malbus: What did you think of the costume design winner?

K-2SO: La La Land should have won

Cassian Andor: And Kaytu goes with the crowd

Baze Malbus: WHAAAT?!? Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them deserved the win!

K-2SO: Nah

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze is very triggered

Galen Erso: I'm glad Zootopia won

Lyra Erso: Moonlight deserved it's wins

Orson Krennic: I'm glad Piper won

Crickets: cheep cheep cheep

Orson Krennic: WHAT?? Piper is adorable!

Cassian Andor: I don't understand what's so important about the Oscars

Jyn Eros: Of course you wouldn't

Bodhi Andorrook: It's just a celebration to give little golden people to some of the cast and crew behind the movies

Cassian Andor: Still don't care

Saw Gererra: NO ONE KNOOOOWS HOW FAR IT GOOOOESSS

K-2SO: I do not like Moana

Saw Gererra: It should have won best animated

Orson Krennic: I can't believe what happened when they handed out the best motion picture.

Lyra Erso: Yeah that was weird.

Cassian Andor: You know what I think should have won all the awards? Fulcrum Spaghetti

Ahsoka Tano: YASSSS

Agent Kallus:  🙌

Orson Krennic: ...

Galen Erso: I didn't like Moonlight

K-2SO: La La Land should have won, especially since they were all there on the stage

Jyn Eros: Agreed

Bodhi Andorrook: Welp! I suppose i should get back to plotting how to make pilot² happen

Jyn Eros: Yeah, no. Cassian is mine

Cassian Andor: FULCRUM SPAGHETTI

Orson Krennic: I'll never understand you Andor.

Baze Malbus: I am going to change my name!

[Baze Malbus has changed his name to Baze Scamander]

Newt Scamander: Yeah bro!

Baze Malbus: Teach me your ways Newt

Chirrut Îmwe: Does Baze like New more than me??

Chirrut Îmwe: ... :(
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I didn't really watch the Oscars so I might have gotten some things inaccurately.

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