Chlonath OneShots

Antibug/Evillustrator

*This is a separate oneshot I had in mind. Hawkmoth decides to bring all akuma together and destroy Paris. It either goes incredibly well or very hectic. They're all in a white void anyway and not all akuma are there....maybe they have meetings once a month or something idk. Also Anti and Evil pretty much hate each other in this fic (there's cursing in it cause why not?)*
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In a different dimension far far away from Paris, mostly a white void, there were about 10 akumatized villains standing and having some sort of conversation with one another. A flash of black appears as Hawkmoth stood right before the 10 victims.

Hawkmoth: I gathered all of you here today for an important mission, though this might be, yet another failure, to capture Chat Noir and Ladybug's miraculous and give them to me.

Timebreaker: Yeah okay, summon now 10 villians to get 2 stones, sounds like you're getting desperate hawky

Dark Cupid: *chuckles* what's up with that? before it was like 7

Bubbler: maybe he just wants to capture them quicker? Dude needs to chill

Ladywifi: it's been what? the 3rd-4th time you called us here? I was busy recording for my blog!

Princess Fragrance: *sighs* I was just about to finish a letter for Prince Ali, then a butterfly appeared and I ended up here

Reflekta: *Looks over at PF* was it a love letter?

Princess Fragrance: Well...not exactly a love letter

Refleckta: *pats her on the back* it's okay, I understand

Princess Fragrance: it wasn't a love letter!

Antibug: ugh who cares about your stupid love letter? What about my hair appointment?! And my makeup isn't even half way done! Do you know how long it takes me to do my hair perfectly like this?! *grabbing her hair slightly*

Evillustrator: *smirking* Don't worry, no-one's going to see that ugly pig's face under that mask of yours. Plus your hair pretty much smells like bugs swarmed in it. *drawing on tablet*

Antibug: *turns to him, fuming* Ex-cuse me? I'm the ugly one? I least I don't have that ugly fashion sense of yours. and seriously? what color scheme were you even planning? purple skin? Bleh! I'm gonna puke

Evillustrator: *glares* huh, coming from the person who's wearing ladybug pajamas and light blond hair, I would say the same

Antibug: *growling, fully turned to him* They're not ladybug pajamas! They're spandex, much more flexible than what you're wearing *scans his outfit before looked at the evillustrator* *snorts* Which is pretty horrible for an artist to even wear by the way

Evillustrator: *just continues drawing on his tablet* *some small things pop up, but he erases afterwards* *draws portals for others*

Antibug: Are you ignoring me?! Hey! I'm talking to you! *takes his pen from his hand*

Evillustrator: Give it back! *reaches for pen* That's precious!

Antibug: pfft, yeah right. It's just a pen

Evillustrator: I need to draw with that pen, so it's precious to me. Give it back! * fully tackles her to the ground* *Antibug is surprised by his strength for a light guy*

Everyone stares in shock except for Hawmoth, who seemed annoyed at the scene.

Ladywifi: This has been like, the 4th time they fought already, I swear they're just looking for a fight