"So. How much longer until I'm forced to take you to rehab?" Error said. Fresh looked at him, confused. "What does that mean?" Error looked at fresh. "You know. the 4 alcohol bottles I found under the bed. And you being hung over all the time? I think since that party you developed a little alcohol addiction.." Fresh glanced away. "No. I don't know how they got there. And I don't have an alcohol addiction.." Fresh said. Error narrowed his eyes, Fresh looked at him. "What?" Error rolled his eyes. "So.. I also found a beer bottle in your room fresh.." Fresh looked away. "Maybe a small one.. But it's not that bad." Fresh hissed. "Well.. If you feed a small problem. It becomes a bigger one.." Error said. The door suddenly slammed open.
"Ink plz- Wait. INK. YOU ASSHOLE. YOU BROKE MY FRONT DOOR!?" Error screamed. Ink looked at the door.. It was ripped off it's hinges. Taking a little bit of the wall with it. "Ahh.. It's fine." Fresh sighed. "I assume you came over to ask about children.. The answer is no..." Ink sighed. "Dang it... Useally people like you 2 breed like rabbits..... IT'S BEEN 2 MONTHS!" Ink said. Fresh and Error stared at ink... "....It's been 5 weeks since we got together..." Error said. "STILL!" ink screeched. Fresh looked at ink. "I asuume you dated dream for a week then pop out a child the same day?" Ink looked at fresh. "No! I dated dream for 7 months then we got married! 3 years later then we had our son!" Ink explained. "I'd be wrong to have a child after a week of being together!" Fresh and Error looked at ink.. until he got what they were getting at... Ink hissed. "Screw you guys! I'm just impatient!" Fresh raised an eyebrow(?) at ink. "Impatient ab-" Fresh was cut off. "YOUR A PATASITE! HE'S A GLITCH! YOUR LIGHT HE'S DARK. HE KILLS PEOPLE. YOU INFECT PEOPLE! WHAT WILL YOUR CHILD LOOK LIKE?! I'M CURIOUS!" Ink screamed. "You mean children?" Fresh corrected ink. Ink looked at fresh. "Or child. You never know!" Ink hissed. Fresh was silent for a moment, "Ink im a fucking parasite. I can't only have one child.... And if i had only one child.. it could kill me...." Ink and Error looked at fresh. "This is why I'm terrified of having children..." Error said. Ink looked confused, "How could it kill you?" Ink asked. "My entire body would shut down. Killing me instantly and possibly the child..I'm not going to explain further cause it's confusing... But. Yeah." Error hugged fresh. "If you die, take me with you...... ;-;" Fresh rolled his eyes. "Alright. I guess." Ink laughed, "Anyway... Still... I want an explanation but. I could actually care less.. I'm not coming back over until there's children here!" Ink said. "That'll be awhile... We gotta solve fresh's alcohol addiction first...... AND FIX THE GOD DAMN DOOR FIRST INK!" Error shouted. Ink groaned, "Fiinnee.." Ink looked at the door... He just kicked it again. And it fell onto the floor. "Problem solved." Ink said. Then rushed and made a portal and was gone. "DAMNIT!" Error yelled.
