Chapter Thirteen

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Do you wanna build a snowman....parodies..

Kuroko: Do you wanna build a Vanilla man?

Kagami: Do you wanna build a Burger man?

Atsushi: Do you wanna build a Candy man?

Riko: Do you wanna build a Curry man?

Kiyoshi: Do you wanna build a Fun-ny man?

Izuki: Do you wanna build a Pun man?

Koganei: Do you wanna build a Neko man?

Mitobe:………………………………………………….?

Koganei: Mitobe said that do you wanna build a Quiet man.

(Everybody sweat drops)

Daiki: I wanna build a woman.

Kagami: Hey Aho-mine just go with the flow okay?
Daiki: Okay gramps. Do you wanna build a Wo-man.

Momoi: I wanna help to build a Vanilla man.

Kagami: I said go with the flow!

Momoi: But,,,but I really want to help Tetsu-kun (she said while sobbing)

Kuroko: That’s enough Kagami. Because you made her cry, my vanilla man will destroy your burger man.

(With one tap of the ball, Kuroko successfully destroyed Kagami’s Burger man leaving Kagami puzzled.)

Kagami: I was just following the flow of the story. Why am I the one to be punished? Why author-ssi? Why?

Author-ssi: Because Taiga-kun it will be boring if you just go with the flow. The readers will just found it boring and they will lose their enthusiasm. I appreciate your effort that’s why I will treat you to Krusty Crab. I think their Patties are better than Maji Burger.

Kagami: Okay Author-ssi ^_^

Back to the PARODIES:

Midorima: Do you wanna build a rickshaw?

Takao: And I will build it with Takao!

Midorima: Hey why did you continue my statement?

Takao: Am I forbidden to?

Midorima: Hmm…No. Just please go with the flow okay?

Daiki: You sound like Bakagami now, Shintaro. It’s not good.

Takao: Yeah I know I think there’s a plague now and it’s caused by Kagami. The Baka Plague.

Daiki: Wow Takao that’s a good one hahaha ^_^

Kise:Eh-h! You don’t have to be mean to Kagamicchi just because he is not around okay?

Daiki: Urusai Kise.

Midorima: Urusai Takao.

Kise: Urusai Aominecchi, Takaocchi.

Takao: Urusai Shin-chan, Ryo-chan.

Akashi: Urusai mina. I can’t concentrate on playing Shogi because you’re all noisy, including you Shintaro. I never thought that you’ll be able to be like them. I am very disappointed Shintaro.

~~~Fin~~~

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