Chapter Thirty

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KnB Characters introducing themselves with the use of puns:

Dedicated to the Master of Puns, Izuki-senpai

Kuroko: My name is Tetsuya Kurokow, I’m a shadow. My name Kuroko means black like a crow. Nice to meet you all my bro.s!

Kagami: My name is Taiga  Kagami. For me burgers are the most yummy. I love basketball! Nice to meet ya all!

Daiki: My name is Aomine Daiki! Our former captain is Akashi. I call him Mommy! The only one who can beat Daiki is Daiki.

Murasakibara: My name is Murasakibara Atsushi. I love sweets not sushi. My favorite food is Mauibo. I have an account in weibo.

Fangirls: Murasaki-kun is that true? That you have an account in Weibo?

Murasakibara: Nah. I’m just putting it to make the sentences rhyme.

Akashi: My name is Seijuro Akashi. My most loyal servant is Atsushi. I am Absolute. As I walk in front, all of you must salute!

Junpei: Hyuuga Junpei is the name. Collecting Samurai figures is the game. I am the captain of Seirin. I clutch shoot three points to win!

Riko: My name is Aida Riko. I’m the coach of Seirin Kouko. I’m a very good cook. If you want some, come and take a look.

Seirin:  Run for your lives everyone. Dying will be certain if you taste it even once.

Riko: Seirin team, run 50 laps. Do that to maintain the gaps.

Seirin: Eh? What gaps?

Riko: Don’t pretend that you all don’t know. You made your coach mad just now.  Haha you just made your coach laugh. Come on Seirin, run 50 laps.

Kise: Konichiwa Minnacchi! My name is Kise Ryota-cchi! *sparkles* My closest friend is Kurokocchi! Second will be Momocchi! Third will be Midorimacchi! Fourth will be Akashicchi! Fi—

Author-ssi: NEXT!!!!

Kise: Author-ssi you’re so mean T.T

Midorima: My name is Midorima  Shintaro. I always end my sentences with Nanodayo. Cancer is my sign. “Man proposes, God disposes” is my favorite line. Nanodayo~~~

Takao: My name is Takao Kazunari! I’m always defeated by a megane with the hair color of Midori (green). Kimchi is my favorite food. I’m a point guard and I’m so good.

Izuki: Thank you Author-ssi for writing this chapter. Thank you for saying I’m a master. I love you Author-ssi, that’s all I can say. Even though I know you love Sei.

Author-ssi: Waaaah Izuki senpai it’s not like I like him >…<

Midorima: You’re really a tsu—

Takao: Shin-chan you’re also one too ya know?

Midorima: Bakao!!!!!!!!

~~~Fin~~~

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