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Oh Arceus Christ. Not again. Stupid heart! Haven't you learned a lesson about crushing on people that are totally out of your league!? Nope? Alright! Time for another heartbreak in about a week! No, scratch that, make it two days!
None your emotions have your crushing on none other than the Akala Trial Captain Kiawe. He was hot and he was awesome and he was amazing and you just wanted him to be your boyfriend because he is so amazing and you wanted to fangirl all night about him! He is just so amazing and you loved him!
But at the same time you hated yourself for loving him. You've been in love woth celebrities before! Like your crush on Ilima. Yeah, that was short lived after he found himself the perfect BOYfreind. And let's not forget your crush on Kukui. He has a wife. A WIFE FOR ARCEUS'S SAKE!!! And then your crush on Guzma, and your crush on Hau, then your crush on Olivia... Yeah you had a problem with crushes. Such a big problem that you could make a whole book about it! You'd call it A History of Wrong Guys
Chapter one: He's Married
Chapter Two: He's the Leader of Team Skull
Chapter Three: She's a Girl
Chapter Four: He's too innocent for a relationship
Chapter Five: He's Gay
Chapter Six: He has Mommy Issues
Chapter Seven: Rule 12, never date a protagonist.
And now Chapter Eight: He's Too Hot.
You sighed, slumping onto your hand. It was ten o'clock at night and you really don't feel like doing anything. Even if you were one hundred percent in love with Kiawe you still don't want to I deal with her another heartbreak.
Maybe if you sleep the crush will wear off. It didn't work before, but why not try it now? What did you have to lose? Well except your heart again.
Goodnight everybody.
Crack chapters, gotta hate them. I'm so sorry. I'm kinda tired.
~Eva
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