Roasting K-Pop {Request Closed}

BTS FF

I did one for EXO so
Ya know I had to do this too, (why am I doing this)

~Seokjin is always a house mom or house wife.

~if not, he's not there...

~Namjoon is a either, the most scariest person you've ever met, or a nerd..

~He's always portrayed to "look darkly at you with his dark chocolate orbs, he smiles and his deep dimples suck you in." (I'm wheezing *lol*)

~Suga is a short demon, or a bully...

~Always ALWAYS has porcelain skin and wears black...and always sleep....very dark spirited.

~J-HOPE IS ALWAYS "YOUR HOPE!"

~Or he's either a very depressed person...but usually the most happiest person to ever walk in South Korea.

~Jimin, is a hoe..

~Or either a hoe that don't know, either way he's a a hoe with thighs that chop wood.

~Taehyung is a dummy bean; the loveable character.

~Or also a "bad boy"

~Jungkook, is either daddy,

~Or Mr. Daddy...gosh