Roasting my babes

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Part one of this savage-ness
GOT7

~Jaebum with yo ole' bean head, what's with you and always doing dang b boying flips and shït, can ya walk on your feet?! Yo ole' two mole head tail, what's with yo dang anime hair problem Girls Girls Girls don't want that grandpa lookin' Goku head.

~Mark oppar what's wit yo ole' quiet head, know you loud as Jackson, fake head tail. Uh huh what's wit you and yo fire emoji head lookin' ketchup mustard head tail. You Are not doing that again!!

~Jackson what up with you and dang RM and Jooheon head. Fast from them head tail. Uh huh you ole' Wang Puppy head tail, lookin like a dang chihuahua. Nahhh I ain't done head tail, what's wit yo Stop Stop It outfits?!

~Jinyoung head tail, dang Junior head tail, JYP's son head tail. What's wit yo grandpa ears head tail lookin' like a dang airplane (Spirit Airlines head tail). Dang savage, karate chop my heart head tail.

~Youngjae I'm bout to get on yo head tail. Ole' sunshine laughing like a dang siren head tail. Dang all the deers run away when ya start laughing head tail. Ole' box smile head tail.

~BamBam more like SisterSister head tail. More of a girl than me head tail. Diva at its max head tail "dab every morning when I wake up" head tail. Danggg wit cho ole' brownie head.

~Yugyeom imma get on you, big nose big feet head tail. Hit the stage, gotta concussion head tail. Chris Brown follows you head tail. You done Chu Chu Chu messed up yo hair (yellow hair...really) head tail, it was AAAAA~~ mistake head tail.

(Like please don't take any of this serious it's literally all a joke I'm a HUGE fan of GOT7 and I have much love for all of the members. They are an amazing group and I hope the best for them. My UB group *heart eyes* okay byeeee)

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