Funny Diabolik Lovers Scenarios

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(Umm yea, I just made this up...hoping to make everyone laugh. I'm still thinking of a one shot scenario so for now, I'll do this)

Scenario 1
(Y/n): Dad, you're not allowed to date another woman!

Ayato: Whatever

(Y/n): If you do, I'll leave you to rot

Ayato: I'll just date myself 😉

Scenario 2
Subaru: (Y/n) how was school?

(Y/n): They made me work like I'm their slave

Subaru: o-O

Scenario 3
Kou: (Y/n) I want to tell you a fact

(Y/n): What is it dad?

Kou: Did you know that humans die when they get killed?

You be like: -_-

Scenario 4
Yuma: (Y/n) if someone bullies you, throw them an apple

(Y/n): But why dad?

Yuma: An apple a day, keeps people away if you throw it hard.

Scenario 5
Reiji: Why are you such a disappointment (Y/n)

(Y/n): But daddy, you said I can be anything. So I became a disappointment

Laito: Wow Reiji you have one savage child right there

Reiji: Shut your mouth Laito

Scenario 6
(Y/n): Hey dad!

Shin: I love you

(Y/n): *whisper* I love you too (in mind: this is weird)

Shin: Damn I'm so romantic, I want to marry myself

(Y/n): Wait what?! You're talking to a mirror?!

Shin: o-O you heard nothing

Scenario 7
(Y/n): Dad please wake up! We need to get ready now.

Shuu: How can I be ready for the future, when I can't even get ready in the morning?

(Y/n): (in mind: this dad of mine is very lazy and weird)

Scenario 8
(Y/n): What kind of human is he? Intimidating me, I'm a vampire!

Ruki: You're letting a human intimidate you? Wow, what kind of vampire are you?

(Y/n): o-O

Scenario 9
Kanato: (Y/n) you're late for school.

(Y/n): Wahhhh, I'm sorry dad...

Kanato: Better try again tomorrow

(Y/n): o-O (in mind: he's not mad?)

Scenario 10
Laito: (Y/n)!!!! I'll be taking you to the club to find a match and love for you!

(Y/n): Love?

Laito: Yaassss

(Y/n): Who cares about that? I have my food.

Laito: (._.)

Scenario 11
Azusa: (Y/n)...did you...know that...you... can't breathe...when...you...are...smiling?

(Y/n): umm...but dad, I still can breathe

Azusa: I...was...just...joking...I just...wanted...you...to...smile

(Y/n): I love you dad

Azusa: I...love..you...too...(Y/n)

Scenario 12
Carla: (Y/n) I'll tell you something

(Y/n): What is it dad?

Carla: The nicer you are, the easier you are hurt. So just be an asshole, except to me. You can be an asshole to Shin

(Y/n): Noted!

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