G R O U P C H A T - 2| BLACKTAN

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jisoo
kim fucking seokjin
better dashi run run
if he knows what's good for him

jin
i honestly cannot take you seriously rn
who in their right mind would use their
own song as a reference

jungkook
hyung
that's our song

jin
wait what

jisoo
YA SEE?
OLD HAG

jin
how dare you
i'm pretty sure you're just jealous
because my visuals are a hundred percent
better than yours

jisoo
you remind me of that maybelline ad
"maybe he's born with it"
born with arrogance
lmao

jin
well it's kinda true.

lisa
holy shit
did you both just agree on something?
CHAEYOUNG PACK THE BAGS
GRAB THE EMERGENCY KIT
THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING

jisoo
calm down you overdramatic dweeb

jin
what she said

jungkook
WHAT THE FUCK
LISA GRAB THE CATS
WE'RE MOVING TO MARS

jisoo
jisoos. now i know why the both of you are dating
honestly, kids
you really think that some bad shit is gonna happen
just cause jin and I agreed on how much of an egotistical
jerk-faced phlegm glob he is?

jin
excuse me
what the actual fuck
you two-faced lying hoe

jennie
why is it that every time i go online
jisoo unnie and jin oppa are in the middle of a bitch fight

lisa
it's a mom thing, i think

yoongi
what the fuck are they fighting about again?

jisoo
well the devil incarnate
i mean, jin
decided it would be nice to pull a little prank
on beomgyu
and guess who he decided to drag with him again?
that's right, bitches
this goddess right here was once again
blamed for a crime she did not commit

jin
mind you, i recruited your help in order
to find the kid a date
it wasn't a prank in the first place and
iT'S NOT MY FAULT BEOMGYU WAS SHOOK
I DIDN'T THINK HE'D BE SCARED OF HER
SHE WAS A NICE GIRL

lisa
i'm starting to think Bang PD
has this thing with accepting male talents
who are afraid of the opposite gender
istg
@jungkook

jungkook
in my defence
they called me 'oppa' when i was
younger than them
and i wasn't afraid of them
i was correcting their use of honourifics

jennie
honourifics, my ass
that whole shit blew up on SNS

jungkook
noona
why are you like this

lisa
do not question her ways
anyway who did you invite for him to meet?

jisoo
that new trainee at YG

lalisa
holy shit
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
yang PD is gonna kill you when he finds out

jin
is she really gonna be in trouble?
i've asked for this for a long time
now i know that fate did listen
hallelujah

jisoo
non sense
i made sure yejinie keeps her mouth shut

jin
not for long
heheheheheh

jisoo
JIN ISTG
IF YOU SO MUCH AS SPEAK TO YEJINIE AGAIN
I WILL PUNCH YOU SO HARD TOMORROW

jin went offline

jisoo
well, fuck.

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