jisoo
uh hey guys
so have y'all heard of bts?
lalisa
what about them?
jisoo
i've been snooping around seokjin's ig lately
hoseok
girlfriend goals
jisoo
yes, thank you hobi
we know
anyway
i've been snooping around his ig
and someone commented that
he 'apparently' looked like the eldest member of bts
taehyung
they might be long lost brothers
who knows at this point
seokjin
i have been summoned by the demoness
i mean
hey, babe
jisoo
🙄
seokjin
and what's this i hear?
i look like someone?
hah.
sorry to burst your bubble, sweetie
but no one can match my god given good looks
lalisa
sorry to burst your bubble too
i can't say that much considering your
girlfriend already kinda looks like you
but no shit
you kinda do look like him
seokjin
i demand to see a photo of him now
iT BETTER NOT BE FABRICATED
OR I'M THROWING HANDS
lisa
[lisa sent a photo]
*wii music in the background intensifies*
jennie
holy shit
i can't even handle one seokjin in this world
how much more if they're double 😩
lisa
but ey
at least they'll fit jisoo unnie's double standards
am i rite?
jisoo
😠
watchu talkin about, hoe?
lisa
*retreats slowly with both hands in the air*
taehyung
but hey
doesn't this idol look a lot like chaeyoung? 👻
chaeyoung
who dares disturb my silent
eating fest
lalisa
calm down, chae
you're still chewing that toast anyway
taehyung
[taehyung sent an image]
jin
my god
i knew it
guess what chae?
we're so visually blessed that the government
decided that they'd have both of our
genetics cloned
chaeyoung
you're RIGHT
y'all should be blessed to be in our presence
you're interacting with another level of beauty
💁♀️
hoseok
now you can definitely tell they are cousins
but also
this idol looks like jungkook
he's also from bts, by the way
[hoseok sent an image]
jungkook
fuck no
what do you mean, hyung?
i look ten times better than him
lisa
well, apparently it runs in the whole
fucking family hoseok oppa
hoseok
🤷♂️
jisoo
was this how your parents raised you?
chaeyoung
technically, no
jungkook
but if you spend almost every fucking
day of your childhood with jin hyung
it kinda rubs off on you
seokjin
you're calling me the bad influence?
chaeyoung
technically, yes
seokjin
yah
chaeng wasn't even with us
all the time
this is her own doing
chaeyoung
i am highkey offended
and in case you forgot
i lived with you and jungoo
when i went to college
y'ALL CAN'T SAY YOU DIDN'T AFFECT
MY PERSONALITY OKAY
jungkook
you go, sister
seokjin
stfu
and it wasn't my fault auntie
wanted you to live with your cousins
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
YOU COULD HAVE SAID NO ANYWAY
HOE
chaeyoung
dO I loOk LikE i diDn'T TrY, bItCh?
seokjin
d-did you just call me a b i t c h?
how dare you
chaeyoung
you called me a hoe
and you don't see me complaining
LiCK iT Up, BaBY
lIcK It oFf ThE fUcKIng fLOor
and put some disinfectant while you're at it
wouldn't want your germs to spread around the house
seokjin
😒
anyway
breakfast is served
chaeyoung
really?
thanks jin oppa xx
i'm out
jungkook
🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
