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You Two Are Such Foreigners // Tom Holland

   "Thomas Stanley Holland, Harrison Osterfield, I would like you both to know that I am going to shoot you." You announced after managing to find yourself at another dead end alleyway. For what felt like years, you, Tom and Harrison had been wandering around New York aimlessly, trying your best to get back to your hotel. Tom and Harrison were being typical idiots and demanding that no, you guys didn't need a map, and neither did you need a cab to just bring you back to the hotel. Instead, they relied on "natural instinct" and strangers. You were pissed, safe to say.

   "Look, y/n, we're going to be able to get back, I'm sure that-"

   "I'm sure that you're stupid, and that if you two let me, I could get us back to the hotel in five minutes."

   "You could not, me and Tom know what we're doing. The hotel's just down here, I know it is." 

   "You have said the exact same thing for the last half hour. I thought you said you were like natives?"

   "We ARE."

   "Actually, we're lost, which I think makes us tourists."

   "Whatever you say, y/n. Come on, I'll buy pizza when we get back." You rolled your eyes at them and walked behind, bringing out your phone and snapping a picture of them both for your Instagram story, writing 'we have been walking. FOR 30 MINUTES." and posting it. You continued to trail behind them, ever updating your followers on the status of this fruitless hotel-hunt. Then, after posting another with the words 'we may not make it back to the hotel in time. if that is the case, i have decided that i will eat tom first, as he is the idiot who made us leave the hotel in the first place', you caught up with them, stopping them quickly. You recognised this street - your hotel finally was just down it, but you'd passed an alley that gets you there faster.

   "You two, I am tired, I am cold, I am hungry, I am ready to die, and I am ready to kill you both. I'm going to lead, okay? And we'll actually be able to go the fuck back now." You said firmly. Tom smiled at your determined face, reaching forward to cup your cheek and kiss your nose.

   "You're cute when you think you know what you're doing."

   "You're cute when I won't let you have sex with me and you beg." Harrison spluttered at the two of you and Tom just kept grinning when you rolled your eyes fondly and turned back the way you'd just gone, toward the alley. Tom started to talk to his story.

   "So we have been lost for a while now, and y/n has decided that she knows where she's going. I doubt this, because she has never been in New York in her life, but we are humouring her." Tom grinned, then pointed the camera at you just in time to see the enormous hotel sign. Harrison and Tom stopped suddenly, looking utterly confused.

   "I told you I knew what I was doing. You two are such foreigners." You teased, walking back into the lobby.

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just a short boi

super tired

super dead

super happy it's finally the easter holidays

thank you all - t h i s   h a s   5 0 0   r e a d s 

w h i c h   i s   w i l d   a s   f u c k

t o   s a y   t h e   l e a s t

and i'm super fuckin grateful

so thank youuuuu

viv x