Love Lisoo

Here we go again

Jisoo: Lisa..

Lisa: What?

Jisoo: I.. I..

Lisa gets nervous and starts worrying.

Lisa: What's wrong, Unnie..?

Jisoo: I.. I have a secret husband..

Lisa's eyes widen at Jisoo's statement. She begins to lose her composure.

Lisa: Wh-What do you mean? Please tell me you are kidding..

Jisoo: I'm not kidding..

Lisa: W-Who is this man?

Jisoo: U-Umm..

Lisa: WHO IS IT?!

Jisoo: I am groot–

Lisa: O.M.F.G, STOP SCARING ME LIKE THAT, GOSH!

Jisoo: What? He's my husband and he is really cute, the fook-

Lisa: Not cuter than me-

Jisoo: PFFT– He is WAYYY cuter than your monkey lookin' ass.

Lisa's eyes widen.

Lisa: HOLD THE FOOK U– No, wait. You right.

Jisoo: Exactly, I'm always right.