COUNTRYHUMANS ONESHOTS (COMPLETED)

NUTshell

RUSAME

ame pov

Hi im america also known as ame. i have a tiny pp and im gay but no one knows. my dad is uk and he's homophobic. my gf japan is a huge bish and she's cheating on me with (CHINA OR SOUTH KOREA, DEPENDING ON WHICH ONE IS MALE)

rus pov

i have depression and my dad is dead. im dating my sister-thing ukraine bc people are weird.

ame pov

ugh i hate popular bois. im friends with canadick, japan, sksksksk, and a few other countries that sometimes are there. suddently, russia comes out of the closet.

mmmm he's so smexy uwu

japan pushes him against the closet door with her long, hentai legs. "hahaha gay," she says. everyone laughs as she beats russia to death. i body slam her into the tile floor and kiss russia with my tongue

suddently his big pp yeets into my t i g h t h o l e. i moan and he moans and we e j a c k u l a t e.

SOVIET-REICH

soviet pov

it is the end of WW2 and we want that not see DICK.

reich pov

i have depression. i put the gun to my head and sniff loudly as tears stream down my face. i open my kawaii red eyes to see onion boy.

soviet pov

"no we want that dick," i say as i yeet the gun out of his hand and pin him against a wall. he moans as i slip my tongue into his mouth.

then i establish communism in his t i g h t v i r g i n h o l e the end

POLTANGLE (idk this ship name)

tangle pov

time for an epic gamer momment

pol pov

i have depression. suddently rectangle bursts into my room with his 12 foot long d i c k. i scream as he r a p e s me

tangle pov

mmmmm thats the good kush

FRUK

fr pov

oui oui baguette hon hon hon.

this ship is kinda wholesome and i don't want to ruin it with my shitty sense of humor so bye

GERANYONE

ger pov

i have depression. wörk

anyone pov

"stop wörking." i say "no lmao" germany says.

so i pull out my d i c k-