#TheStrugglesOfGirlsWithStraightHair
No but guys I'm not even kidding. My hair is so long and straight that if I take a shower before bed, I wake up and it's wavy. Now, that might sound like a good thing but it's not. Normally my hair is so long that If I wear a hoodie, my hair will be all "oh hey guys we should all go down there" and clump to the bottom sO WHEN I TAKE THE HOODIE OFF, ITS JUST A RATTY MESS EVEN THOUGH I BRUSHED IT LIKE TWO TIMES SO WHEN ITS WAVY ITS JUST WORSE!
And don't even get me started on what my friends (Viper I'm looking at you) do. Apparently my hair is so perfect and smooth that mY FRIENDS AND MY SISTER JUST START STROKEING MY HAIR WITH THEIR FINGERS ALL "hey ya know your hairs rlly smooth" AND ITS ENOUGH THAT I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TOUCH IT, BUT WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS THAT IM KIND OF A GERMAPHOBE LIKE MY SISTER (who also does this) AND I TURN AND LOOK AT THEM ALL "YA I KNOW BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR FINGERS THAT YOUR RUNNING THROUGH MY LONG HAIR HAS BEEN!!" AND THEY JUST KEEP DOING IT!!
So let this be a lesson kids.
Don't touch my hair or you die. *Glares at Viper*
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