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THE ROAD TO GET THERE WILL BE HARD.
BUT IN THE END, THE REWARDS WILL BE GREAT!
THE REWARDS ARE THE SATISFACTION THAT YOU ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING CAUSE I'M BROKE!!
Okay yeah I'll stop.
Anyway, i...
Aight so last night i watched The Phineas And Ferb movie!! The one where they go into the Alternate dimension. And I have some things to say about it! So you best get your seatbelt on because ohhh man I have a LOT to say about this movie!
But first.
Cute thing I saw on my YouTube feed.
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BECAUSE OH MY GODS I WAITED MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD FOR THIS MOMENT AND OH MY GODS THIS WAS SO CUTE AND I JUST-
okay onto the rant.
So, watching this as an innocent child, you don't notice a lot of things. But watching this as a teenager..... You notice a lot of things.
First, let's start out on the obvious fact. BOTH VERSIONS OF PHINEAS AND FERB ARE ADORABLE!!! LIKE- TOTAL CINIMON ROLLS HERE!
Okay now I'm going to talk about the darkness of the movie. I mean, as a kid you see Pery as a cyborg and all like "Oh that's cool!" And barely even NOTICE the fact that (logically) in order to replace a person with robot parts, that person's body parts need to be removed. You can't just put a robot arm over someone and expect it to work! So basically when Evil Doof says "I will have a new Boyborg!" He's saying "I am going to tear you appart and re build you in my image." And that's exactly what he did to Perry!! Like, A N I M A L A B U S E! Sure the scene was soon turned funny by evil Doof saying "I wonder if you can say that five times fast." But oh my Gods this element of the movie was friggin dark.
Next thing, I'm going to focus on the animal abuse section of it. From the other Dimensions Phineas pov, he said that Perry left and never came back. So what I think happened, was that Perry went to fight Doof. At this point, Doof was close to taking over the Tri State Area. Perry lost, therefore getting captured and slowly being torn appart limb from limb. And being replaced with robot parts. I feel like the reason Perry turned evil in that dimension, was because of the Trauma. I mean, since Doof was actually evil, he probably torn Perry appart while he was awake! And that would definitely cause some physical and emotional Trauma. Therefore, mindlessly being loyal to Doof.
I just made you re think your whole life didn't I.
Also, that dimension version of Candace is such a bad -word I cannot say-! Like, omg! She kind of has a hard past! When she was a kid, that was when Doof took over, so that (probably) means that when her brothers were born, they were born into that life. Which means they actually never expirenced summer! So they weren't exagerateing when they asked "What's summer?" So that whole scene was real emotion!
Okay almost done here. THE FEELS!!! I LEGIT ALMOST CRIED! LIKE- PERRY WALKING AWAY IN THE RAIN WAS EXAGERATED TO BE FUNNY, BUT IT WAS STILL SAD AND I JUST- THIS MOVIE HAS SO MANY FRIGGIN FEELS IN IT!
And then, theres the amazing humor in it. I mean, "Who else here is living a double life? ... Put your hand down Ferb." "When I was your age, I did everything a puppet told me to do!" "How old do you think we are??" "I don't know like, one? Two?" "If I had a nickel for every time i was doomed by a puppet, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that It happened twice right?" Just like- beautiful.
THE ENDDDINNNGGGG!! EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ROBOT FIGHT WAS SO EPIC! AND THE KEY BEING PERRYS COLER?? LIKE, YES?? THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS JUST FULL OF PROOF THAT PERRY WANTS TO LEAVE! ALSO, ISSABELLA KISSING PHINEAS AT THE END?? I CONCENTRATED ON HIS FACE AND IT IS PURE GOLD!
Aight so that's it. Go back and re watch it if you don't believe me.
