WELCOME YOUNG ONE TO THE PATH THAT LEADS TO MY DOMAIN!!
THE ROAD TO GET THERE WILL BE HARD.
BUT IN THE END, THE REWARDS WILL BE GREAT!
THE REWARDS ARE THE SATISFACTION THAT YOU ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING CAUSE I'M BROKE!!
Okay yeah I'll stop.
Anyway, i...
*Harry Potter, Divergent, and Narnia fandoms talking about how great they are*
*Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride fandoms getting annoyed*
Percy Jackson Fandom: Can you like, shut up?
Harry Potter fandom: Ha! You'll never be as popular as us! If someone around the world asked who we were, their wouldn't be one person who would ask "who?"
Percy Jackson fandom: Yea but did you have a musical?
Harry Potter fandom: Oh come ON Percy Jackson fandom! Thoes songs weren't even GOOD!
Percy Jackson fandom: *offended* excuse me but some of those songs are catchy! You can't deny it! The Campfire Song was pretty great! And at least it actually made UP for the awful movie!
Divergent fandom: Speaking of movies, at least our movies were actually accurate!
Maximum Ride fandom: Oh Divergent. Don't lie to yourself.
Divergent fandom: *cries in corner* THEIR RIGHT!!! MY MOVIES ARE TRASH!!
Narnia fandom: Oh come on guys. Can you just stop fighting and just accept that we are all great? ..... buttobefairourmoviesarereallyaccurate.
Percy Jackson fandom: WHAT MYTHOLOGY ARE YOU EVEN DEALING WITH NARNIA??? STOP CONFUSING THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM! YOU HAVE FAWNS, DWARFS, AND CENTAURS!!! JUST CHOOSE A MYTHOLOGY!! GREEK, ROMAN, OR NORSE!
Narnia fandom: *shrugs* too hard. I'ma just mix e'm all together!
Percy Jackson fandom: *OCD mode activated*
Magnus Chase fandom: *just chilling* but did u guys get a coloring book?
Percy Jackson fandom and Harry Potter fandom at the same time: yes. *glares at each other*
Magnus Chase fandom: but do u have several characters that show equality among everyone else?
Percy Jackson fandom: WE HAVE SOLANGELO!!!
Harry Potter fandom: ..... uhhhhh we have non cannon ships.....
Magnus Chase fandom: *walks away with falafles and pink sunglasses on* *explosions* I think I win then.
Divergent fandom: I knew that fandom wasn't normal. Their so weird.
Percy Jackson fandom: WHAT DID YOU SAY DIVERGENT??? THAT FANDOM IS ONE OF US!! THEY ARE OUR CHILD!!
Kane Chronicles fandom and Maximum Ride fandom: *cri* NO ONE EVER NOTICES US!!!
Gravity Falls fandom: But do u have a tv show?
All the other fandoms: you were never a book. You don't count.
Gravity Falls fandom: *Toby Determined voice* I just wanted to be apart of things...
Harry Potter fandom: Oh Percy Jackson fandom!!
Percy Jackson fandom: what.
Harry Potter fandom: *evil grins* I have something for you that you might like... *shows them this*
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Percy Jackson fandom: .... w-we don't talk about that....
Harry Potter fandom: *flips through the pages* oh! I found your precious Nico!
Percy Jackson fandom: Dont. You. Dare.
Harry Potter fandom: Hey guys! Look at this so called "cinimon roll" that the Percy Jackson fandom has!
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All the other fandoms: *screams* HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S TAKEN DRUGS SINCE HE WAS BORN!!
Percy Jackson fandom: *embarased*
Other fandoms: ... Okay then.
Maximum Ride fandom: Hey I think I win the award for saddest ending. And sad cliffhangers.
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!! FOR ALL OF THE FANDOMS!!!
Percy Jackson fandom: Did one of your books end with your OTP literally falling off the cliff to hell? Or one of your series ending with your most favorite character sacrificing himself and exploding but then coming back to life and going back to an Island to get his true love?
Maximum Ride: No but did your book series end with the main character literally saying her last words? Her last words happen to be "This is the age. Of Maximum Ride."
Narnia fandom: But did your series end with the made up world that the readers fell in love with basically ending?
Magnus Chase fandom: Did ur fandom end with a bunch a people dieing? Oh wait. MOST OF THE CHARACTERS ARE ALREADY DEAD ANYWAYS!!! *laughs*
The fandoms that haven't read the books: S-Should we concerned for their sanity?
Percy Jackson fandom: Nah they'll be fine.
Kane Chronicles: But did ur book series end with ur OTP's getting together? Oh wait. THATS NOT SAD!!! *joins Magnus Chase fandom in laughter*
Divergent fandom: Step aside peasants. *puts on sunglasses* Did ur book series end with the main character (as in the character that the series POV is told in) dieing and then the Epilogue was her lover (who is terrified of heights) spreading her ashes over the city by going on a zip line?
All the other fandoms: .... Divergent wins!!!
Tell me guys, Should I make a part two out of this? Also, I have never read Harry Potter before. Just seen the movies. All the other series mentioned in this I have read before. I'm almost done with Narnia. Just a few more pages...
