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YA'LL I DID SOMETHING FUN LAST NIGHT SO IMA TELL YOU ABOUT IT!!

LAST NIGHT WAS EPIC!!

WHY YOU ASK??

I GOT TOGETHER WITH LIKE, FOUR FRIENDS, AND WE WATCHED ALL OF THE HOBBIT MOVIES IN ONE DAY!!

So what will I do?

Turn it into a story! Because we were talkative all night and some of that stuff that we said was worth telling ya'll. 

Also, quick spoiler warning here. Most of it is just going to be me telling mindless stuff that happened in the movies, but I will let you know when ima say a spoiler.

Okay so the cast of this is: 
Rebecca
Ma fren who's fake name shall be... K
Huckleberry aka @Magicwhisper8 
And then ma other fren whos fake name shall be N.

Okay so idk how many of you reading this have seen these movies because (I'm assuming anyway) most of the people I know that are reading this are really young. And the movies are very violent. I mean, Rebecca thought the violence was cool and when she thinks its cool, its going to be very violent. (Ex: there was this one part where the elf king impaled a bunch of people on the antlers of the moose he was riding and then with one swipe, decapitated them. Your welcome that I put that image in your mind.)

Anyway, we were all high on sugar the entire time because I mean, whats an epic movie party without food. 

Okay so one of the funny things that happend was at the part in like, the first movie? Idk. The entire day for me has been me tired and wanting to stay in my Dino onesie but couldn't. Fortunately, i'm wearing it again now. With the hood on. Yes I am death and destruction thanks for asking. 

Anyway. Yeah so it was this part where they got captured by Goblins and da Goblin king (who, might I add, his physical appearance is kind of gross lol) found out that this dwarf that was traveling with all of the other dwarfs (oh Gods. I feel insecure writing about this lol. I am such a nerd.) and this one dwarf is like, really important and he has a price on his head basically. So the Goblin king tells his little servant to tell the guy who want this other dude that he has him. And so the tiny goblin is on a swing kind of thing. So he pulls a lever and laughs high pitched maniacally while the swing is moving and the first thing I said was "Me going to the group chat to spam memes." and everyone (including me) just lost it.  

Oh yeah and then K progressed to another level of human intelligence. He put a plastic water bottle on top of his head and just sat there like that for a few minutes until I referenced a meme I saw and said "GUYS K IS BREATHING UNDERWATER!!"

And then like, everyone was questioning if I was gay. idk where they got that idea but everything I tried to defend my case that i'm straight failed. Example: "GUYS JUST BECAUSE I'VE ONLY HAD LIKE, TWO CRUSHES IN MY LIFE DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GAY!" Okay before you guys get suspicious, It was late and I was saying what came to my head. And I meant to say "Doesn't mean I'm gay." but it came out wrong. Legit tho everyone was all like "Lizzy if your gay we'll accept you! You don't have to hide it!" aND let me tell you right here before you guys start questioning me: I  A M  S T R A I G H T  E V E N  T H O U G H  I  H A V N T  H A D  A  L O T  O F  C R U S H E S  I N  M Y  L I F E!

-spoiler warning-

And then when they killed off the three hottest dwarfs in the entire movie (i'm pissed about that) Rebecca cried. 

And then I put on my dino onesie that I got that day for the last movie and when Rebecca saw me, she legit just stood there and went: "... Lizzy i'm sorry but you look adorable and I have to give you a hug rn." I got three more hugs that night for the same reason. 

Last but not least, I have to brag about the fact that K actually liked it. I mean, K is kind of popular in our school but I've known this guy since practically before I was born. Long story short, he's not really in a lot of fandoms. But I think this was got him. At the part where they were shooting flaming pine cones down at the bad guys, I looked over and he was on the edge of his seat. Like, literally on the edge of his seat. 

ANYWAY THAT WAS MY NIGHT! I PAYED THE PRICE FOR EATING TOO MUCH SUGAR TODAY!! I WAS TIRED THE ENTIRE DAY! SO YEAH THAT WAS FUN OKAY BYE MA BAGELS!!