Reason # 142 why I hate glitter

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I WAS JUST TRYING TO SPICE UP MY ROCK!!! I JUST BLEW GENTLY TO CLEAR IT UP AND THIS HAPPENS!!!!

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I WAS JUST TRYING TO SPICE UP MY ROCK!!! I JUST BLEW GENTLY TO CLEAR IT UP AND THIS HAPPENS!!!!

I WAS JUST TRYING TO SPICE UP MY ROCK!!! I JUST BLEW GENTLY TO CLEAR IT UP AND THIS HAPPENS!!!!

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"IT'S PRETTY BUT IT HURTS!!!!"

CAN U SEE WHY GLITTER S LITERALLY THE DEATH OF ME.

AND I RUINED A PERFECTLY AMAZING ROCK!!

ALL I WAS GONNA DO WAS PUT A LITTLE BIT ON IT TO MAKE IT PRETTY!!

BUT MY BRAIN THOUGHT "but why don't we add more!" AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, I'M SMILING EVILIY WHILE POURING BUCKETS OF GLITTER ON THE ROCK WHILE MY BRAIN WAS MANIACIAL LAUGHING SAYING "MORE!! MORE!!!"


I REALIZED THE DESTRUCTION I HAD CAUSED WHEN MY MOM LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND THEN MADE A FACE LIKE "OMGPLEASESTOP" AND TOLD ME TO STOP.

BEFORE YOU COULD SAY "Dam blue cookies and a blue birthday cake." SO HAD CREATED A GOLDEN DISCO BALL OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!

SO IN A PANIC, I BLEW AND CREATED EVEN A BIGGER MESS SO I TOOK MY FINGER AND STARTED SPREADING THE GLITTER ON THE ROCK WHICH THE PAINT WAS STILL WET ON IT IN A HOPE TO REVEAL THE AMAZING DESIGN THAT IN WAS REALLY PROUD OF.


THE RESULT IS THE PICTURES.




So yeah that's what happens when my family paints rocks.


I'm the bright side my sister Kaitie (fake name) says that it looks good.


She might be lieing tho.

Anyway, Niffler_Girl, I'm drawing something for you but it's a surprise.


BYE FRIES!!! I BET YOU ENJOYED READING WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET LIZZY HOLD A GLITTER CONTAINER!!!!


*Doofenzmerz voice* If I had a nickel for every time I created a mass destruction of sesame seeds and or glitter i would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it napped twice right?

XD. I actually did create a huge mess out of sesame seeds when my family has sushi thingies one night. Because (and I quote from myself) "THE SESAME SEEDS MUST NOT BE IGNORED!!!!!"


Yeah I'm kind of a not sane child.

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