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SVTFOE rants: The final rant

CONTAINS SPOILERS! IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL, DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER.

Okay guys. 

As some of you know. 

I finished SVTFOE a few days ago. 

And. 

I just. 

No. 

Help. 

*muffled screaming* 

WHY DID THEY DECIDE TO END THE ENITRE SERIES WITH THE WORDS "hi." AND ALSO, EVERYONE'S ALL "Awwweee Starco hugs!" BUT THAT WAS WHEN THEY WEREN'T DATING! I PERSONALLY THINK THAT WE DIDN'T GET ENOUGH STARCO. LIKE, THEY START DATING IN LIKE THE FIFTH TO LAST EPISODE?? AND WE GOT LIKE, TWO KISSES? I JUST- 

NO

NO

NO 

NO

ALSO I HAVN'T SEEN ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TRAGIC GLOSSERICK'S DEATH WAS????

I MEAN, I'M PRETTY SURE WE ALL HATED HIM BUT WHEN HE DIED WE WERE ALL CRYING. 

ALSO, I DIDN'T SEE THE PART WHERE MARCO WAS IMPALED BY A UNICORN BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A FANDOM CRISIS AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, I ALWAYS TEXT REBECCA OR MY FRIENDS IN GENRAL SO WHEN HE GOT STABBED, MY SISTER WENT "oohhhhhhhh!" AND I LOOK UP AND SEE THIS PURPLE STUFF AND I'M ALL "WUT THE FRICK HAPPENED??? I DEMAND ANSWEEERRRRRSSS!!!!" BUT I WAS TOO TIRED TO SAY THAT CAUSE IT WAS LIKE, AT TEN AT NIGHT AND I WAS ALREADY OVERWHELEMED WITH FEELS!! BUT THEN TODAY I WATCHED A VIDEO ABOUT SVTFOE AND IT SHOWED THAT CLIP AND NO JOKE, I THOUGHT IT WAS A MINOR WOUND, BUT THAT HORN LITERALLY SHISH KABOBBED POOR MARCO AND I JUST- NO!!!! HE COULD HAVE DIED! THIS SERIES IS LITERALLY SO DARK! AND I LOVE AND HATE IT AND ITS SO STRESSFUL!

AND WHEN YOU FIND OUT MOON IS ACTUALLY HELPING THE BAD GUYS, OH MY GODS I ACTUALLY LIKED THAT WOMEN! THEN SHE SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE! ALSO, THE ENTIRE MAGICAL HIGH COMISSION (besides the demon goat dude who FOR SOME REASON?? had to die!) SUCKS! LIKE, ROMBULOUS? THE FRICK! ECLIPSA'S JUST DIFFERENT AND YOU FRAME HER!? YEAH NO!

LETS JUST ALL AGREE HERE GUYS. 

THE SEASON FINALE OF STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL. 

WAS THE MOST TRAGIC. 

STRESSFUL. 

HORRID. 

FEELSY THING ANY HUMAN BEING CAN GO THROUGH! AND I'M ONE OF THOES GIRLS THAT IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE CRY AND STUFF. I'M NOT EVEN EXAGERATING. AFTER IT ENDED I SAID "Okay Ima go to my room and be a broken human being now." AND MY DAD SAID "Don't forget to brush your teeth!" AS LIKE A JOKE AND STUFF BUT I KID YOU NOT. I WENT BACK TO MY ROOM. CRIED INTO MY PILLOW. FACE TIMED REBECCA. CRIED SOME MORE. AND THEN GOT READY FOR BED. THIS WHOLE SERIES IS AMAZING IN EVERY WAY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT!!! 

MY PHONE HAS BEEN CORUPTED BY ECLIPSA GUYS. 

MY LOCK SCREEN IS ECLIPSA. 

MY HOME SCREEN IS ECLIPSA. 

I HAVE MULTIPLE SCREENSHOTS OF ECLIPSA. 

HALF OF MY SVTFOE PINTEREST BORS IS ECLIPSA FANART. 

MY NEW INSTAGRAM PROFILE PIC IS ECLIPSA. 

I'M SORRY BUT SHE'S THE BEST CARTOON MOM EVER!

JANNA IS LITERALLY A CHARACTER I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH TO BE HONEST. "I know how to stop my pulse. But only for sixty seconds! Go!" PROOF THAT JANNA LITERALLY KILLED HERSELF TO SAVE STARCO!

IS IT BAD THAT I SHIP JANNA x TOM?? 

MY SISTER SHIPS IT!

ALSO, IS IT BAD THAT I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT JACKIE IS HALF MERMAID??? I MEAN, THE SEASHELL NEACKLASE. BLONDE HAIR. TURQUOISE STREAK. TAN SKIN. NO ONE ELSE IS GETTING MERMAID VIBES HERE. 

ALSO. 

THE. 

CREASENT. 

MOONS. 

I LOVE THIS SHOW TOO MUCH!!!

Okay yeah. That felt good to get out. Yeah okay heres a SVTFOE meme. 

Whoever did this. You made Lizzy smile XD

Marco is one of the most realateable cartoon boys out there.