𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖜𝖔𝖗𝓴. (𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖞)

chapter forty.

Kenny - Monday Evening

We moved on from truth or dare bullshit to never-have-I-ever, but with drinks, just because. Everyone has 10 shots in front of them, and then we have the base-rules for it. If you have done it, you take a shot, simple.

The host goes first, then we go around, clockwise, "Okay!" Bebe claps her hands, "Ready?" Everyone nods, looking around the room as Bebe thinks, "Never have I ever smoked a cigarette."

Craig (he doesn't have his makeup on anymore), Stan, Clyde, Tweek, Kyle, Cartman, and I all take a shot, "That's a lot of dead fucking lungs," Wendy chuckles, "Okay, my turn, never have I ever been arrested," Again, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and I all take a shot.

"M-my turn," Tweek twitches, "N-never h-have I ever b-been with a girl," Everyone but Heidi and Nichole take a shot. Nichole's next, she tugs on her hair as she narrows her eyes, thinking.

"Never have I ever," She pauses, "Cheated on a test," I take a shot, Cartman too, Clyde as well, Stan does and so does Kyle, reluctantly, "Seriously Craig? Never?" Nichole points at Craig who shakes his head.

"Nerd," Stan coughs, making us laugh.

"Just because I do well in school doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' nerd," Craig bites back.

It's Token's turn, "Never have I ever had a crush on my friend's mom," Token turns to look at Clyde, "Take a shot," Clyde groans.

"This is targeting me, a poor, innocent baby," He takes a shot, "Why are you looking at me like that? I was twelve, give me a break," I snort as Craig mocks him, "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo or a piercing."

"Now you're targeting the drug addicts, emos, and homosexuals," Stan jokes, taking a shot, "I think you should take a shot for every piercing you have... Kenny and Craig," I look at Craig who chuckles.

"That's 8 shots, I'd die," I look at Craig, counting his, "And 6 for Mr. Tucker."

"Uh, never have I ever," Kyle narrows his eyes, "Never have I ever dated someone longer than one year," Stan, Craig, Wendy, Clyde, Bebe, Nichole, Heidi, and Token all take a shot, "I got everyone, nice."

"Who has the most shots?" I ask.

"I took 5," Stan raises his hand, "I'm winning!"

Craig scoffs, "For once in your life."

"My turn!" Stan thinks, "Never have I ever... let's make this interesting- Never have I ever had a threesome," He looks around the group, waiting for one of us to take a shot.

Slowly, Craig knocks back a shot with me following him, "The shot of shame," I joke, "C' mon, we can't be the only ones."

Clyde takes one as well.

"You're the only whores here," Cartman grin.

"I'll own up to being a whore," Craig shrugs, thinking about what he's going to say as folds his hands together, "Never have I ever been the bottom in the relationship."

"The shade," I look at him, "Fuck you," All the girls, Stan, Tweek, and I all take a shot. Craig shrugs, grinning at me.

Cartman sighs, "Fine, my turn, never have I ever cheated on my boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever."

No one takes a shot as the room goes completely silent, Kyle just looks down at his hands as Heidi looks off to the side, "Nice one," Craig scoffs, crossing his arms, "You might take a shot as well."

Shooting Craig a look, he shuts up as I look back at Cartman.

"I have never cheated on anyone in my entire life, unlike some people" Cartman responds, condescendingly, "And I completely forgot about it, my sincerest apologies," I roll my eyes.