Meredith: To be a good surgeon, you have to think like a surgeon. Emotions are messy. Tuck them neatly away and step into a clean, sterile room where the procedure is simple. Cut, suture and close. But sometimes, you're faced with a cut that won't heal. A cut that rips it's stitches wide open.
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Joe: "All hail the champ!" he calls out when Audrey, George, and Cristina come into the bar "So, my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him."
Cristina: "George knocked him down in one punch. You should've seen it."
George: "I don't want to talk about it!"
Joe: "Brag, champ, brag. You've earned it." he says when they move over to the bar where Meredith is sitting
George: "Can I have a beer, please?"
Audrey: "Make that two."
Meredith: "Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win."
Cristina: "No, you don't want to play with me." she mutters looking down at her glass of water
Meredith: "Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek's married." she says making their eyes widen and George spits out the beer he was drinking in shock
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Audrey: "George, beer is dripping from your nostrils." she gives him a disgusted look and he walks away
Meredith: "Told you I'd win."
Cristina: "No, you didn't win."
Meredith: "Did you hear me? I said Derek is married. As in pigheaded, adulterous, liar married. Nothing you could say could top that."
Cristina: "I'm pregnant. I win." she says making them turn to give her a shocked look
Man: "Joe, you alright?" he questions when Joe starts groaning while holding his head before he falls to the ground "Hey, Joe."
Audrey: "Ok. Maybe Joe wins." she shrugs and the three get onto the ground to try and help him
Cristina: "Joe, like back down."
Man: "The medics are coming."
Joe: "You called the gurney patrol?"
Meredith: "Sit back and relax. We have to take you to the hospital to run some tests."
Joe: "Tests? I don't need tests. I'm fine!"
Cristina: "Dude! You collapsed! On the floor. This is your bar. You know how filthy this floor is."
Audrey: "Radial pulse is strong."
Cristina: "Minor skull contusions."
Meredith: "You're sleeping with someone?"
George: "What? Who?"
Cristina: "Why is that such a shock? Even George managed to get some action."
