My life as ash

Chapter 21

The next day

BTW: no team rocket base in the arcade

Today I am at susie's shop. She is a very popular groomer and is Friends with daisy. She is the one who designs a few outfits for daisy and her Pokémon along with keeping them in top shape. I was passing by when I saw her shop, I thought I will stop by when I saw around 20 team rocket members trying to beat all the co-ordinators which was easy considering most of them don't train their pokemon.

"What is going on here" I say in a quite but aura infused voice. "Team rocket is trying to steal all of our pokemon".My eyes started turning electric blue . I released all my pokemon except leviathan as there was no water section near here." Beat them up, no killing" saying that I took off and started beating the snot out of team rocket members while making sure not to in any way use aura Outwardly since this incident would be recorded by the store camera.

Charmeleon was using contained fire and physical attacks. Pikachu was electrocuting all the pokemon in a chain trying to line up the most at a single time. Gabite was using dragon dances and dragon claws to become stronger and stronger. Ari was protecting the civilians and was providing support and rooting out any surprise attacks from the sky.

It took less than 5 minutes to take all 20 grunts out. By the time the league and police arrived I was once again eating a barbecue with all the civilians on top of the piles of rocket members with the pokemon laying around me." You are right ash! This barbecue tastes much better on the bodies of my enemies."" You are saying it wrong. The saying I invented is' subsistence is peerless conceding that situated on the corpus delicti appertaining to seditionists'"

There were 4 officers who didn't even react, I recognized them from last time. The other 4 were unable to process anything as they were in shock. This time they had proof of me fighting with extreme grace and leaving destruction in my path. This time the proof of me feasting on the cadavers of fallen shall be proven true. Hahahahahaha.

Anyway after giving the report and basic answers to the questions, I was let go. There was no such thing as vigilantism in this world, plus technically self defense. If so many criminals can evade jail with technicality, then I a righteous child can easily avoid jail. I want that video to be public as helps to build up an image. So what's the easiest way to get it leaked? Tell the police I don't want the video to be released because ot would be a very big hassle and annoyance

Flash forwards( league headquarters kanto)

"Leak the video"" I am sorry?. Champion lance"" the hassle caused due to his lies shall be repaid""yes sir" The assistant left and followed the champions orders

An old lady walked up to lance, she was Agatha." You never learned did you"" what do you mean?"" A letter was sent in to headquarters by ash"" really what does it say?"" I quote ' thanks lance for the free publicity. I was really thinking how to get it public but then, I remembered you are an idiot, so I told the police that it would be a hassle. Anyways just so you know I don't swing that way, you gay pedo!'"

Silence

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. " the words spoken in this chamber shall not reach anyone's pure ears. The happiness I derived from lances frustration would be more than enough to match ... all of pallet town generates in one day.

Back to present(Future?)

Why will this work? Because lance Is an complete idiots. Ahh I can already hear his screams of frustration and annoyance. Yay! Little lance is angry. Anyway where was I. Oh yeah the video was leaked and all my past achievements were brought to light. They weren't much but I had

1. Gone undefeated, and not lost a single pokemon

2. Beat up 11 grunts and this time 20 grunts

3. Sweeped the shitty sister, Erika, Surge and Sabrina

4. Sabrina an infamous gym leader was sweeped by me

5. I beat Erika after saying I hate perfume to the receptionists face.

6. I beat surge in hand to hand

7. Have an gabite and a 10 meter gyarados.

8. I am the worlds youngest professor

9. Have a best selling book

10. I am gonna release another book

Great advertising thanks lance. The video of my fight with surge was also leaked. Together both videos had 340 million and 235 million views each. Thanks lance, I am now very popular. Daisy was so happy for me cause she felt that she might overtake me. Mom was just happy that I was both happy and successful cause red was just as successful but never happy.

I wonder how Gary Is doing." Professor oak, I was wondering how is Gary doing? I haven't heard much from him or his bragging"" oh Gary, he actually beat both the sisters and Brock before he was beat by surge.""really, I hope his ego was lowered a bit"" he took it a bit hard but after he beat surge and Sabrina he started going back to normal"" oh where is he"" he was in a town where he captured a primeape yesterday and he is staying there. ""Thanks I was just wondering how he was doing, I hope his arrogance has been turned down."" I can't fault you for that"

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Author notes: currently the people are saying the next fic I will write will be an SI in aangs body after going into the iceberg. He will have the avatars powers and will try to learn all sub elements. He will have a harem with gender bend sokka.