My life as ash

Chapter 63

The next day

"No seriously. I will not be present for this book signing. I have to beat The god damn league and collect my last badge before celebrating my birthday and a having a battle with Cynthia. I don't have time to sit down in GALAR OF ALL PLACES and have a book signing. If you organized it in kaato, johto, hoenn or even sinnoh, I could stop there for a day for a signing but galar is as far from sinnoh as you are from a promotion and an IQ above room temperature. And if my day wasn't bad enough, it is going to rain and I will have to walk though mud."

Sigh, these guys will seriously shave off from my admittedly long life span. There is probably a grunt from one of the evil teams in the book publishing firm just to annoy me. If I had to guess it would be galactic cause they are the most capable and smart of all the evil teams I have encountered but all of this is based on the assumption that there are secret agents in these companies and that they are specifically there to bothe-

"OMG!!!! It is the destroyer of regions." A voice so high pitched that I could have mistaken it for a Japanese school girl called out from the side walk of the road I was walking down. The boy had a copy of my hat and an outfit a bit to familiar to mine along with a umbrella with my garchomp on it.

"No his main title is the Dark prodigy. He is the youngest professor in history." This time it was a pale boy with a .. lab coat? In the cloudy almost stormy weather? Man I still can't believe the weirdness of the citizens of cities.

The moment these words were heard, a group of what appeared to be 14 year old school girls with matching uniforms turned to me with red eyes and a aura that screamed Yandere fangirls.

"No he is the dark prince. He is so cool, his outfit is so nice"

"Poke-Forbes said that he is among the top 10 richest men. All the others are old bastards who don't get seduced easily." there is the gold digger. Also fake fact, I am around four hundred and Twentieth. Nowhere near as wealthy as most thought I was.

"He is so handsome" I am literally 10 almost 11, does Pedophilia not exist? Don't answer, I already studied the entire law section of oaks library because I was bored and I found quite a few loopholes.

"I NEED an autograph."

These were the few comments I made out from the barrage that were said. Of course I could have easily heard them all if I enhanced my hearing for a bit but why the hell would I do that? Anyways, they charged like a starving garchomp rushing at a price of cooked meat. Any one else in hearing range also started coming towards me.

"Sigh. I didn't expect this until a few years down the line. I guess my popularity is a bit too high to enter a city without a disguise."

As I said this, I looked straight towards the fan girl horde. From their perspective I must have disappeared because I used warp step to blitz straight through the horde without touching any one of them. Remember space walk, using aura under my feet to walk on? Well I simply compressed the energy and caused an explosion under me feet for a massive speed boost to make warp step.

Basically imagine ultra instinct person moving through a crowd. I appeared on top of a pokemon center from where I took a birds eye view before heading the Pokémon mart to get a few potions and raw ingredients. I put on a hoodie my mom had given to me on my 10th birthday. It was a galaxy themed one and it covered me pretty well and it was a bit too loose when she had bought it but it was starting to get a little tight now.

While I was wondering about whether to buy 3 or 4 antidotes, I heard a voice call out from behind me and my expression greatlysoured and my eyes flashed red for just a moment before returning to normal. My face forcefully contorted into a very natural smile.
"Sensei !!!! I was looking for you all over the place."

"Amora?"

"Yep. You left before I could ask you anything or even talk to you."

"Oh the whole fiasco caused me great euphoria and I left immediately. Sorry about that but what did you want to talk about?"

"Well I just saw that you slept through Stevens lecture and I didn't know that if you heard it while asleep or not. So I wrote a few notes."

She thrusted a stack of around 32 pages into my hands.

"Well, you wrote 32 pages of notes in less than one day for me?"

"Yep."

"Well I guess I can't let my juniors do so much for me and not treat them to a treat."

"Hey just because I haven't hit my growth spurt yet and am not as tall as I am supposed to me doesn't make your junior!!"

"Sure sure."

"Don't just ignore me lik-"

"Ice cream??"

Stars appeared in her eyes and I think I saw a bit of drool. Her expression did a full 180 as she started smiling.

"Lead the way."

Sometimes I feel that humanity has no hope. For someone to steep so low.

While walking, we passed by an abandoned area. It was deserted for unknown reasons. I could see her smile just turning more sinister for a single moment before her expression schooled itself.

"So how is how is Cyrus? I haven't seen him yet though team galactic sent a sleeper cell to spy on me, she was pretty good at her job but not good enough though."

"Who?"

"Don't play dumb with me. You know who I am talking about. I can feel them just as well."